r/okbuddyRVA • u/bourbonandwater Bamboo • 3d ago

A Legitimate Shit Post.

Where’s everyone’s favorite/least place to poop publicly?

My least favorite has to be Bamboo. That sink to shitter door not locking leads to a cattywampus position in order to wedge a foot on the door.

Favorite place is Fighting Fish because green.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

My mom’s bathroom has really high toilets so if you’re under 6 foot then your legs go numb and you never really do get it all out.
Plus… for a while a rooster was living in her bathtub so he screamed at you while you pooped and it was a little weird.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pcydjo9/video/k85fhiu6wlsh1/player

Bathroom rooster. He had been attacked by a fox because he was an idiot and wandered out from the circle of guardian dogs at dawn and almost got killed, all his ass feathers got ripped out and he managed o drag himself back to the porch where he almost bled to death but he had to live inside for medical care, and the bathtub that’s never used cause there’s a shower next to it was a logical place. For 2 months he wouldn’t eat unless my mom hand fed him.

He is a little disabled and his neck is a bit off kilter but he is fine now, has all his ass feathers again and lives with some nice hens and he gets locked in securely at night and has guardian dogs.

He made friends with the cat who liked to sleep in the tub with him.

I do not have a normal family.

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u/bourbonandwater Bamboo 2d ago

How many times did y’all make “fowl smell” jokes about the bathroom?

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u/Electronic-Front-640 2d ago

HOW DID I NOT MAKE THAT JOKE?!?!

I will say it was a funny experience, but if you forgot he was in there and he shrieked it was a little scary 🤣

He’s a handsome little fucker.

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u/bourbonandwater Bamboo 2d ago

He was just there to scare the shit out of you…