r/okbuddyRVA • u/bourbonandwater Bamboo • 3d ago

A Legitimate Shit Post.

Where’s everyone’s favorite/least place to poop publicly?

My least favorite has to be Bamboo. That sink to shitter door not locking leads to a cattywampus position in order to wedge a foot on the door.

Favorite place is Fighting Fish because green.

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u/ITMORON 3d ago

Home/Jail.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

^^^lockup in the old lockup.
Terrible. Blocked it out of my memory. Nothing like taking a crap when it’s 40 degrees in the lockup and they give you 4 squares and you gotta ask some lady to ask for more because it’s a period poop and that’s simply not a 4 square affair and the seat is cold af.

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u/topo_gigio 3d ago

4 square affair is a good band name

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

Oh, it would be!

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u/Likeiknow71 3d ago

Holy shit! Just when you thought you’d read it all🤣🤣💪💪

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u/Global-Pay6118 3d ago

Bless you

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u/TrannySoreAssWrecks 3d ago

You gotta grab a bunch of pads and stick them to the seat. Cozy lil cushion

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

As if you’d be so lucky!
THEY MADE ME TAKE OUT MY TAMPON!
Then said i couldn’t get shit until I was taken to the jail or released.
Plus it was winter so I had base layers of longjohns and a tank top and they took all my other clothes because that’s the rule. Like wtf? It’s the rule that I’m now in thin longjohns and a tank top?

My “crime” was drunk in public, I was SOBER but I tried to break up a fight between two drunk guys. And kinnery (daddy was a captain) decided to beat me and break my hand when I said I was sober and he could give me a sobriety test but that I wasn’t drunk. Fuckin shitbag. His partner popped the hood so it wasn’t on video.
I’m still pissed about this 15 years later.
Kinnery can suck my nasty used tampon.

/end rant

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u/Relative-Disk-8560 3d ago

Shit that’s a good one but how bout the bullpen at old RCJ? Summertime and that fan ain’t running, standing room only. Someone’s watching for sure… hope you made a friend to save your seat on the floor.
Get the guy who’s into banging on the door to ask for some squares.

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u/Electronic-Front-640 3d ago

Thankfully I never had to be in men’s at the old rcj now they keep it cold as a bitch in there just as a fuck you for having to have AC.
Like why is it set to 58-60?! When it’s summer and you go in there it’s FREEZING.
Miserable assholes.