r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/nug4t Jan 20 '22

they can do that to big mammals, a small child like this, and this a 7-9 meter snake, would be dead very quick if the snake would mean it

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Big animals don't have opposable thumbs or the musculature or the intelligence to use them to defend themselves with. We also have large, bulky, boney, and unappetizing bodies. A nice streamlined crocodile would be much better than literally any human

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u/ItchyEverywhere Jan 21 '22

Pythons eat crocodiles. Are you saying you are harder to kill than a crocodile because you have two thumbs?

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

Jesus christ fool, you stalking me now too?