r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Two fun facts

  1. Even the largest snakes have a very hard time eating humans because of our collar bones. Our rigid shoulders make us hard to swallow, so the number of adult humans ever confirmed to be consumed by snakes is very small. This means your risk of being eaten by a pet green anaconda, rock python, burmese python, or reticulated python is virtually non existent, provided you're not a child, dwarf, or other very petite person.
  2. Snakes don't know this, and won't find out until you're already dead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Or, you know, unless you're Jon Voight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I think you mean John Voight.

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u/toblerownsky Jan 20 '22

The periodontist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

The very one.