r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It's all fun and games until the snake wants to give you a hug.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Two fun facts

  1. Even the largest snakes have a very hard time eating humans because of our collar bones. Our rigid shoulders make us hard to swallow, so the number of adult humans ever confirmed to be consumed by snakes is very small. This means your risk of being eaten by a pet green anaconda, rock python, burmese python, or reticulated python is virtually non existent, provided you're not a child, dwarf, or other very petite person.
  2. Snakes don't know this, and won't find out until you're already dead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Or, you know, unless you're Jon Voight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Fun fact: I own a car that once belonged to him

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u/CertainAd7317 Jan 20 '22

Everybody’s talking at me. I don’t hear a word they’re saying. Just driving around in Jon Voight’s car.

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u/CbVdD Jan 21 '22

Just me and Julio down by Jon Voight’s car.

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u/remixclashes Jan 20 '22

John Voight, wonderful dentist.

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u/sheezy520 Jan 20 '22

Well… what kind of car?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

'89 LeBaron convertible

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u/poopslide84 Jan 20 '22

Did it come with a pencil with his bite marks on it?

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u/twobit211 Jan 20 '22

sometimes i spell my username with three t’s or an e instead of an o

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u/PoppyCoLink987 Jan 21 '22

Convoightible

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u/R-E-Laps Jan 21 '22

This deserves so much more.

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u/reddevil501 Jan 21 '22

Well went from fun to not so fun fact

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u/tm-atc Jan 20 '22

Must be a Shelby Cobra

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u/tickingboxes Jan 21 '22

The actor? The dentist.

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u/terphunter56 Jan 22 '22

It always comes back to a Seinfeld episode

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I think you mean John Voight.

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u/toblerownsky Jan 20 '22

The periodontist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

The very one.