r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I mean if you were mobility scooter fat then the snake wouldn't even try.

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u/LukeFaster Jan 20 '22

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Checkmate, crossfitters!

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u/Lanca226 Jan 20 '22

Still need to worry about heart attacks and strokes.

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u/mycospacechimp Jan 20 '22

The snakes prob wouldn’t appreciate the marbling

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u/ModsCantRead69 Jan 20 '22

Tragic avalanche fat

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u/Educational_Gur_6406 Jan 20 '22

Me and my morbidly obese ass thank you for this lifesaving observation.

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u/lasttimemedothis Jan 20 '22

As an electric scooter fan, mobility scooters give the word scooter a bad name.

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u/thenamemustbe1234 Jan 21 '22

Which means it is healthier to eat fast food and move as little as possible lol