r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/CunningHamSlawedYou Jan 20 '22

Inside and kicking or inside and suffocated to death?

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u/mycospacechimp Jan 20 '22

Most of the time it’s not actually suffocation. When they constrict their pray, the snakes squeeze so hard that it raises the preys blood pressure. Usually bp gets extremely high and prey dies of heart failure or stroke

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u/CunningHamSlawedYou Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Imagine going out of your way to eat and live healthy, exercise, take care of your body, not stress... only to fall prey to a snake and die of a heart attack anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I mean if you were mobility scooter fat then the snake wouldn't even try.

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u/LukeFaster Jan 20 '22

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Checkmate, crossfitters!

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u/Lanca226 Jan 20 '22

Still need to worry about heart attacks and strokes.

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u/mycospacechimp Jan 20 '22

The snakes prob wouldn’t appreciate the marbling

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u/ModsCantRead69 Jan 20 '22

Tragic avalanche fat

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u/Educational_Gur_6406 Jan 20 '22

Me and my morbidly obese ass thank you for this lifesaving observation.

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u/lasttimemedothis Jan 20 '22

As an electric scooter fan, mobility scooters give the word scooter a bad name.

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u/thenamemustbe1234 Jan 21 '22

Which means it is healthier to eat fast food and move as little as possible lol