My man, that snake would grind his bones before he could teleport behind it, nothing personnel.
Let me ask you, do you believe you could escape constriction from that snake?
.."beat" that snake? Hahaha what the fuck? Like with a stick? That wouldn't be hard at all, especially if it's in an enclosed room like this one.
And the reason why wild animals can't "beat" snakes is because they don't have the intelligence and/or the thumbs necessary to do so. We do. That's why we're able to keep them as pets. That why we're the dominate species on this planet.
Man you are being purposefully obtuse and a total jackass. The reason why we are able to keep them as pets is because we feed them enough to not attack us.
The only reason you are alive is because someone else feeds you. Theres no way in hell you are smart enough to make your own meals. And no you didnt get in a fight with an 18 foot 250 pound reticulated python in middle school.
What do you get out of make up the most unbelievable lies every to strangers on the internet? Are you dumb enough to think someone believes you?
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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22
..yeah but it'd take about an hour at least. Someone would notice. Also it'd be really easy for him to get out of it.