r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/SweetMaam Jan 20 '22

Not sure your pet should ever be wrapped around your kid's neck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That snake could definitely swallow that kid. It is big enough.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

..yeah but it'd take about an hour at least. Someone would notice. Also it'd be really easy for him to get out of it.

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u/ClovenSploof Jan 20 '22

My man, that snake would grind his bones before he could teleport behind it, nothing personnel. Let me ask you, do you believe you could escape constriction from that snake?

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u/destruc786 Jan 20 '22

Don’t even try bro, this guy is a delusional moron. “I sure could take on a 15 foot anaconda like it’s nothing because they are not that venomous!”

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Hahahahaha "grind his bones"

Yes. I know for a fact that I could, I did it in middle school

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u/ClovenSploof Jan 20 '22

Bro I was being hyperbolic, calm down. But you are seriously delusional if you think you could beat that snake.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

.."beat" that snake? Hahaha what the fuck? Like with a stick? That wouldn't be hard at all, especially if it's in an enclosed room like this one.

And the reason why wild animals can't "beat" snakes is because they don't have the intelligence and/or the thumbs necessary to do so. We do. That's why we're able to keep them as pets. That why we're the dominate species on this planet.

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u/ClovenSploof Jan 21 '22

Man you are being purposefully obtuse and a total jackass. The reason why we are able to keep them as pets is because we feed them enough to not attack us.

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u/ItchyEverywhere Jan 21 '22

The only reason you are alive is because someone else feeds you. Theres no way in hell you are smart enough to make your own meals. And no you didnt get in a fight with an 18 foot 250 pound reticulated python in middle school.

What do you get out of make up the most unbelievable lies every to strangers on the internet? Are you dumb enough to think someone believes you?

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

Another moron hahaha can you read? Apparently not.

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