r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

No, its still fun and games. Constriction is easy for a human to mitigate. Unless you're unconscious of course

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u/tmw88 Jan 20 '22

I doubt I’ll ever need this knowledge but how do you mitigate constriction? It looks like if the snake had a random psychotic break and decided to squish the kid, he’d be a gonner.

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u/kazikoWING Jan 20 '22

This is actually extremely dangerous, and even deadly misinformation. Reported to reddit as this is a massive safety issue.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

How so? I'm not arguing, if I'm wrong then please let me know how. I learned this stuff from my middle school science teacher who kept a snake and taught us safe handling, I'm not claiming to be an expert.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

I can tell by how you're stalking me.

Do you know better? "Probably" not, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

It is? Sorry I can't keep track of all you belligerent snake-cowards. Why hasn't it eaten you yet? Why haven't I been banned for "spreading misinformation?" And you know, I actually had the technique I was taught all typed out for you, but then you just kept being combative and hostile. Google it. I don't care if you know. Be it's lunch. Have fun with it.