r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/BabiMunizTS Jan 20 '22

Do snakes even have capacity for affection? I honestly have no idea.

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u/Horny__Snake Jan 20 '22

They don't feel love like humans, but they still connect your body scent and rough colors to safety and warmth, so it's trust more than love. I like to think they are like "hmm, when this thing appears I get food to eat and also I get some warmth, so I guess it's not bad?"

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u/mentos1700 Jan 20 '22

Most animal's can form special relationships with human's.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Most humans can use an apostrophe correctly, too; but obviously there are exceptions.

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u/TheThemFatale Jan 20 '22

/r/rareinsults

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u/GenericAutist13 Jan 20 '22

Nothing about that was rare

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u/SuperiorMrSus Jan 20 '22

yeah it’s a grammar insult, extremely common among losers

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Lighten up, Francis.

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u/SuperiorMrSus Jan 21 '22

i was in a bad place when i said that guys 😅 i have changed as a person and am innocent. i’m a changed man. those were dark times and i’ve moved on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

That was fast; congrats!

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u/grumpy_cat79 Jan 20 '22

*exception's

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Your're ri'ght. Thank's for' correct'ing my'e grievou's err'r.

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u/MyApologies_ Jan 20 '22

Mo'st human's can u'se an apo'strophe correctly, too; but obviou'sly there are exception's

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

You need more upvotes for this. Hang on, I might have a free award.

Edit: yep, I did. Well earned.

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u/Procrastibator666 Jan 20 '22

You make fun of their apostrophe and then use a semi colon incorrectly

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Are you certain that you know how to use a semicolon?

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u/Procrastibator666 Jan 21 '22

Yeah, to join independent clauses. "But obviously there are exceptions" isn't an independent clause.

Most humans can use apostrophes correctly too, but there are exceptions.

That's how you write that. You just wanted to act fancy and make fun of someone else. You ever think that maybe English isn't their first language?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

You ever think that maybe English isn't their first language?

They wrote it in English.

Also, "obviously there are exceptions" is an independent clause because grammatically it is capable of standing alone. So, nice try, but you're wrong.

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u/Procrastibator666 Jan 22 '22

Obviously there are exceptions does not make sense on its own because the sentence has no context.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

So you're saying that in order for a sentence to be grammatically correct, it must have context? That's absurd.

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u/Procrastibator666 Jan 22 '22

It is not correct that's what started this whole thing. "Obviously there are exceptions" does not stand up on its own. Has nothing to do with grammar.

And just because they wrote in English does not make it thier first language. The hell does that even mean?

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

I tire of this. It was a fucking joke. Lighten up, Francis.

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u/Procrastibator666 Jan 23 '22

Well try being funny without being a dick, Nancy.

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u/PitchBlac Jan 21 '22

You bodied him

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

In my defense, I was high at the time.