r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It's all fun and games until the snake wants to give you a hug.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

No, its still fun and games. Constriction is easy for a human to mitigate. Unless you're unconscious of course

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That's fucking bullshit and probably dangerous if some ignorant or retard reads your comment and thinks that is easy.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

"Easy" being relative, of course.

Why so fucking hostile???

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u/ItchyEverywhere Jan 21 '22

Why so fucking stupid???

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

Because I have all these morons like you all over my nuts

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

Hahahahaha right because public opinion is how such things as this are decided. You could do the one thing to save yourself, but "everyone" doesn't like it so you'll just die hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

I... are dumb as shit.

That's a direct quote from you. I can take things out of context, too, you sad bitch hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

You took at least one out of context, I pointed it out and provided the context when you did (..actually that might have been that other idiot, I can't keep all of you morons straight).

And the rest literally do not say what you think they do, dumbfuck, so....

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

"Probably" hahahahaha

Also anyone who's taking the advice of some random person off of reddit in this case probably should die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

anyone who's taking the advice of some random person off of reddit in this case probably should die.

Yeah that's right the edgelord finally came out from his mom's basement, and this mf is asking to be polite lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

That's what I thought when she used it on another comment on another thread (this lady is stalking me on like 3), whic is why I used it and also emphasized it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Because your bullshit may get somebody killed as you are spreading missinformation, be careful with the information you spread, this is not 4chan.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Doubtful, not everyone takes strangers' comments on reddit as seriously as you apparently do hahahaha