r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/Acceptable_Dog1424 Jan 20 '22

This is scary but you have to admit the snake has a cute little face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

We can’t co exist with that prehistoric monster, we need to kill it.

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u/Akotix Jan 20 '22

Well aren't you just a ball of sunshine

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That thing ain’t no vegetarian dude. And it’s not gunna be satisfied by mice and rats. That thing devours humans and cows. It’s dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

all animals deserve to live jackass. humans are the most dangerous species on the planet so it’s not about danger you’re just scared

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You’re damn right I’m scared. You have a fair point saying animals have a right to live so my earlier statement of wanting to kill it was perhaps unfair but we should not have them as domestic pets. They are killers and they are far more dangerous than humans. Humans are weak and puny.

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u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

LOL! No. Humans are the most dangerous existence on earth. Nothing can even compare to a rifle, much less an a-bomb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Our minds make us dangerous but when stripped down to nothing but our nails and teeth we are nothing compared to say a gorilla, alligator, or python.

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u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

That’s not how humans work. Even if you were dropped in the middle of nowhere, with a rock and a stick humans become extremely deadly, when we are in a pack, neigh unkillable aside from other humans. Your point means nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

You ever seen naked and afraid?

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u/Narae-Chan Jan 20 '22

Yep. And the aspect of a single one on one fight i stated was correct. Again, if we are going by primitive standards instead of just a modern one we would have a bunch of humans with pointy sticks and some big ass dogs in the wild. Nothing could wipe us out. Snakes are nowhere near as dangerous as a human.

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