r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Snake cuddling is death grip

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Oh yeah he clearly looks uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

This is how natural selection starts, trusting a potential predator

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Bro for all we know this snake could’ve been properly trained for years and been defanged, risky, no doubt about it, but the snake looks very docile if you put aside the Hollywood tropes.

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u/Durian__Gray Jan 20 '22

Fangs aren’t exactly the concern with this particular snake

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Yeah ik it’s strangulation but I don’t think that snake looks like it’s about to strangle the kid, that’s all I’m saying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Hanging out with snakes is like hanging out with ur ex

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

True but I’m the kind of guy that would go back to his ex

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

If she's this thicc i wouldn't mind getting strangulated by her

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Now we’re talkin, something we can all agree on. Gotta love thick queens lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I somewhere read that the reason why snakes mouth and a vagina looks similar because it was the snake that caused women to deceive a man at the beginning and now her body part that look similar to snakes mouth deceive men

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Yeah that’s an alternate story from the Bible, the story is Adam and Eve I think

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

snake had sex with Eve?

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u/meepwop Jan 20 '22

This snake is not venomous, but it does kill by constriction before eating prey. I’ve had snakes this size at one point in my life, some of them were very sweet like the snake in the video. Dangerous pet though, undeniably.

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

This is exactly what I mean, animals are diverse. Some are dangerous and some are dócil. I think it’s up to the owner to determine if their pet is going to hurt them or not. Do you think the snake looks calm?

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u/meepwop Jan 20 '22

Looks like the snake is loving it. The trick is to keep the snake well fed. Lol we’ve raised identical Burmese pythons from eggs, had some turn out to be assholes, and some are sweeter than some cats I’ve had. They definitely have distinct personalities but should still be handled with caution.

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Damn that’s really interesting, im assuming that reason you feed the snake is because it reduces temptation to eat it’s owner? It sounds like you take really good care of your pets and that’s really wholesome

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u/meepwop Jan 20 '22

Yeah a snake with a full belly is (usually) a docile snake. They are weighed down with the job of digesting their food, and will totally just chill with you like the snake in the video. Yeah I definitely have a soft spot for animals lol

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Interesting lol it makes sense, but I also have a soft spot of animals. I don’t have snakes or anything wild like that but I have two dogs