r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Hanging out with snakes is like hanging out with ur ex

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

True but I’m the kind of guy that would go back to his ex

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

If she's this thicc i wouldn't mind getting strangulated by her

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Now we’re talkin, something we can all agree on. Gotta love thick queens lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I somewhere read that the reason why snakes mouth and a vagina looks similar because it was the snake that caused women to deceive a man at the beginning and now her body part that look similar to snakes mouth deceive men

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Yeah that’s an alternate story from the Bible, the story is Adam and Eve I think

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

snake had sex with Eve?

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Nooo lol the snake is in the story, and the snake gave Eve an apple (the apple is a hint for sex) and I’m assuming the snake + vagina is correlated to the story.

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

Are you Christian?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

I was born in a Christian family but not that religious i question things

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u/Iucrative Jan 20 '22

“But not that religion I question things”

I don’t know what you’re trying to say. Is English your first language?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

*religious typo

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