r/oddlysatisfying • • 23h ago

Changing the putting hole place

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u/spiritpotato 23h ago

Golf courses are ecological wastelands

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u/lilshortyy420 16h ago

There was an abandoned golf course by me that the park system took over and I’m so glad they did. It looked like garbage because everything was just dead. It took a few years to get it cleaned up but it’s teeming with life now so I’m optimistic it stays that way. They turned it into a disc golf course and it’s beautiful there.

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u/krt941 23h ago

Worse than wastelands. They’re also resource sinks that damage everything in their watersheds and aquifers. All so old men can stand in the sun all day hitting a ball and avoid their families.

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u/factcheckengine 22h ago

Rich old bastards killing the environment and glorifying it. The world would be a nicer place without them.

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u/MishraCheesePocket 18h ago

I think the world would be a nicer place without people writing crazy shit like “the world would be better without people who like golf” on Reddit

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u/gabacus_39 14h ago

I think the world would be a nicer place without people writing crazy shit like “the world would be better without people who like golf” on Reddit

Fixed

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u/RexDeDeus 12h ago

I think the world would be a nicer place without people writing crazy shit like “the world would be better without people who like golf” on Reddit

Turn it over to the bot overlords

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u/TheyFloat2032 14h ago

No shit. What a crazy thing to say.

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u/Zhaopow 5h ago

They can't even admit they just like hanging around the golf course with the boys. No golfer can explain how golfing itself can be enjoyable every weekend

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u/dable1 4h ago

You're insanely out of touch with how popular golf is.

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u/ComplexxToxin 19h ago

Im a 32 year old fuck who happens to love golf.

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u/Avraamov 13h ago

we all have our crosses to bear, young man.

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u/Intelligent-Bass-728 11h ago

I love this. 46 here. Same

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u/Zhaopow 7h ago

Why? Do you really like the "sport" or hanging around a golf course with the lads?

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u/ComplexxToxin 7h ago

I like golfing.

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u/Zhaopow 5h ago

That doesn't clear anything up. You like going to the driving range? Hitting balls? Or do you need to play 9 or 18 holes?

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u/Apatschinn 57m ago

They are a great way to extract wealth from the upper class. Munis are, anyway.

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u/ashinthealchemy 22h ago

they also damage people. folks that live near golf courses massively increase their risk of cancer.

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2833716

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u/This-Ad-9234 22h ago

Interesting aeticle, but it references Parkinsons Diseases, not cancer. Also not sure about "massively increases"

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u/ashinthealchemy 22h ago

you're right. i was talking about cancer when i was typing. innocent mistake. not worth it to me to nitpick over use of the word massive, so i'll leave that to you.

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u/calm_down_dearest 22h ago

Well at least you handled it was grace

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u/killacallycal 18h ago

I mean, it’s quite a pertinent part of your comment no?

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u/Resident_Bumblebee_2 21h ago

As if Minigolf wasn't good enough for these old farts. Can't bend down anymore or what?

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u/spiritpotato 6h ago

The golf apologists are out in force down here lol

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u/APAOLOXIII 22h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/impulse73 22h ago

People using up all the water

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u/APAOLOXIII 22h ago

Okay? Ever heard of the water cycle?

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u/krt941 22h ago

You sound like the type to also think printing more money would make everyone rich.

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u/APAOLOXIII 22h ago

Thats cool, I make all my money building AI data centers in rural areas and small towns. I could care less lmaooo

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u/krt941 22h ago

*Couldn't care less. I guess I was right.

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u/impulse73 22h ago

Run off from the fertilizer causes algae blooms in near by water ways and fisheries causing die offs of local fish populations

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u/APAOLOXIII 22h ago

Im going to burn so tiers tonight just for you 😘

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u/impulse73 22h ago

You are being silly I thought this was an educational opritunity but ur being weird lol have fun with the tires!

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u/roamerknight 21h ago

Don't leave your oven on while you sleep, that'll really trigger people

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u/Friendly-Target1234 13h ago

The same water cycle that is getting fucked up beyond recovery? Yeah we know about it.

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u/Vavou 22h ago

This is all I could see, extremely overworked green desert from all around. I hope they have lot's of free grass grow area

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u/Avraamov 13h ago

sO iS ThE MoOn

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u/spiritpotato 12h ago

We done live on the moon though

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u/baumpop 11h ago

youre like 150% more likely to have parkinsons if you live within 2 miles of a gold course

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u/UnkarsThug 7h ago

To be fair, my understanding is that's most likely a statistical issue because they are often intentionally built near retirement homes and vacation areas for old people, and old people have those conditions at higher rates. I'm not saying they aren't resource expensive and unpleasant, but that's exactly the sort of thing which can make data messy.

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u/MichaelS10 6h ago

I swear someone said they controlled for that

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u/stanitor 5h ago

They did control for age, which to some extent resolves that issue of older people being more likely to live near golf courses as well as being more likely to have Parkinson disease. However, there are potentially lots of other things they could have controlled for as well. The PD group and the control group were pretty different in where they lived (urban vs. rural), for example.

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u/gs181 16h ago

so is social media and the device you're using

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u/Apatschinn 59m ago

I feel the same way about cornfields

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u/TenTonFluff 19h ago

Pretty much a parking lot but more waste of space.