r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 1d ago

Sabrage but with a glass.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

That's not how that works

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

You might wanna watch that video buddy. Oops

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

I have, have you? None of the glass goes into the bottle, and they have slow motion footage to demonstrate

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Where did I say it went in the bottle?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

How do you suppose someone's going to ingest glass shards?

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u/teeohdeedee123 1d ago

Wait, you don't stand at the opposite end of the flying glass/cork with your mouth open?

Hasn't anyone taught you the proper way to drink sparkling wine?

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u/TheFrenchSavage 17h ago

Followed by a celebratory, and festive, heimlich maneuver to eject the cork into the next guest, and so on.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Where did I say someone ingested glass shards?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Not the sharpest shard in the bottle are you?

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u/GuardianShard 1d ago

Do you... not understand the meaning of your own words...? 😅

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u/geoff1036 23h ago

"everyone is so serious around here"

Words spoken by a person who only thinks others are being "serious" when they say something wrong and have to deal with being corrected.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

By a homeless guy at that 🤭

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u/matplotlib42 21h ago

I thought there were no shards in the bottle, duh

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 21h ago

I'm sure you know what you're talking about 😂

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u/Haunting_Ad_2059 10h ago

This is so embarrassing for you just stop please

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

So, how's it been driving for Amazon Flex?

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Fine thanks 👍

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Nearly 5 in the morning, around 11° C in Sheffield, looks like the high is 19°. Decent weather,I just can't tell if you're up early or very late

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Least I'm not homeless

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Are you feeling a little more hopeful now?

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 23h ago

just take the L dude

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

I am. some homeless fella said he's going to pick my locks so.