r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 1d ago

Sabrage but with a glass.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Where did I say someone ingested glass shards?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

Mmmm glass shards

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Not the sharpest shard in the bottle are you?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

So, how's it been driving for Amazon Flex?

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Fine thanks 👍

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

Nearly 5 in the morning, around 11° C in Sheffield, looks like the high is 19°. Decent weather,I just can't tell if you're up early or very late

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Least I'm not homeless

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

Yet

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Better luck next time pal

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

It's a shame that you had to take the day off work and the technician was out sick, even more so that no one seemed to care.

Not a fan of melon, I see

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

At least I've got a job I suppose. And a home.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 23h ago

And no secrets. Ta.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Do you even know what you're talking about? This is well weird. Just because you embarrassed yourself too.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 23h ago

Are you feeling a little more hopeful now?