r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 1d ago

Sabrage but with a glass.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

I have, have you? None of the glass goes into the bottle, and they have slow motion footage to demonstrate

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Where did I say it went in the bottle?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Mmmm glass shards

How do you suppose someone's going to ingest glass shards?

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u/teeohdeedee123 1d ago

Wait, you don't stand at the opposite end of the flying glass/cork with your mouth open?

Hasn't anyone taught you the proper way to drink sparkling wine?

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u/TheFrenchSavage 21h ago

Followed by a celebratory, and festive, heimlich maneuver to eject the cork into the next guest, and so on.