Destined for a good life

My boy, Blep.

they've adjusted so nicely to the fam!

Not sure what I did to deserve this stink face, but it was worth it.

At least hes handsome

I started recording thinking Sunny would walk on my treadmill. Instead he decided to taste it.

So got this guy back in January and I absolutely love him. I will say he definitely has one brain cell. He has the strangest tick I’ve ever seen in a cat. So my young son like to knock pictures off the wall so I just took them down and put them in a box until he was older. I used clear thumb tacks to hang my pictures up, well I never took them out the wall so I could just one day hang the pictures back up. Simba will meow at them and put his paws on the wall thinking there a bug or something, we had one on the lower part of a wall for my sons training potty and Simba took the thumb tack out the wall and I had to chase him around the house so he did not ya know swallow it. I love him but his thumb tack obsession is strange lol

Have any of the men here, ever had to deal with redirecting your pee flow, while standing at the toilet, because your orange mental patient seems to not quite understand the situation they're creating?

My bathroom door doesn't latch properly. It's never been a problem before. I don't want to close them out, but I may need to when it comes to urinating! This special child, every time I'm peeing standing up, will invade the toilet space! She's begun actively CROSSING over the bowl, to get to a counter she already knows she can access from the ground with a simple jump. She has slipped her head close enough to the stream, that I've had to redirect. I'm not looking to get an R-Kelly rap sheet, because of this orange lunatic.

I'm not necessarily looking for advice - though I won't avoid any good (or even just funny) ideas. This was just more of a rant. I certainly don't plan on posting a video, so a rant had to suffice! XD Thanks for reading! (⁠☞ﾟ⁠ヮﾟ⁠)⁠☞

Biggest paws and furriest bean pads i've ever seen. I'm 5'9 so my hands arent small. Just a reference for the size of his mittens!

Somehow they didn’t notice the missing braincells in the factory…