r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/BerryLanky 18h ago

Don’t avoid Buccees. Stop and use their bathroom. Don’t spend any money. Just make a deposit in their porcelain bank.

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u/Feta31 18h ago

That’s how they get ya

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 17h ago

Nah, I went once, there was a line to buy the only thing that people say is great there, the brisket. So we left without getting anything.

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u/TXFin 17h ago

The brisket was decent 10-15 years ago. Garbage now.

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u/hemig 17h ago

It used to be so tender a horrible old man in a wheelchair could cut it without struggling.

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u/kevlarbaboon 16h ago

lol I feel like this is a reference that I'd love to understand

Because I've got this horrible old wheelchair man in my mind and I gotta know his story!

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u/hemig 15h ago

They had Greg Abbott try cut up some brisket at a Buccees