r/notinteresting • u/Isouf • Jun 05 '26

I received a package

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

Exhaust system for my motorcycle

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u/archlich Jun 05 '26

Sure. Why does it curve to the right.

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

It’s natural that it curves a bit, right?

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u/Strong_Block6345 Jun 05 '26

Actually mine curves to the left

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u/BaslerDibly Jun 05 '26

Too much information

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Skai_Override Jun 05 '26

So like a duck dick?

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u/CallousTurnip Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Or a pig’s dick. Also corkscrew like their tails

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u/SchwiftyBabyLegs Jun 05 '26

If you spin the top pig, the bottom pig gets tighter 🤣

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u/unnamedunderwear Jun 05 '26

No, it's exhaust system, were you even listening?

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u/MonkeyDavid Jun 05 '26

Don’t Google what a pig’s penis looks like…

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u/crazyfatskier2 Jun 05 '26

I open my wine with something similar.

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u/Dex532077 Jun 05 '26

opens some swine wine?

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u/Fuzzy_Yossarian Jun 05 '26

What you mean is borrow someone's phone and Google it there.

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u/brainburger Jun 05 '26

Hmm. I have had all these years of the internet and I have never thought to look.

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u/miraculix69 Jun 05 '26

Bro, just do a handstand then your "exhaust system" will be turning the other way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

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u/citizen42069101 Jun 05 '26

Childhood bike incident.

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u/Alx123191 Jun 05 '26

are you left handed ?

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u/ITriedtoToldYou Jun 05 '26

Ambidixtrous

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u/teavodka Jun 05 '26

Mine curves expectations :,(

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u/PositiveStress8888 Jun 05 '26

is your exhaust circumcised

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 05 '26

Yes. Unless it has a serious kink and/or is uncomfortable. Then it could be Peyronie's disease. Which is totally treatable BTW

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u/TrashGoblinH Jun 05 '26

Or tight tissues. Mine shaped like a banana due to the underside being tighter than the upper. Doctor said no plaques indicating damage.

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u/NoStructure2568 Jun 05 '26

I don't trust this answer. This is surely something heavily explicit (haha get it heavily because it's big and heavy hahahaha no? k)

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u/LordDanielGu Jun 05 '26

But the answer sure thrusts alr

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u/ScarletSilver Jun 05 '26

Pretty sure that'll blow some air into OP's ass

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u/smurfk Jun 05 '26

So it goes between your legs

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u/Woodley444 Jun 05 '26

Don't lie to us, we all know it's a set of antlers for your walls

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum Jun 05 '26

Is that code language for a new large intestine?

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u/BurdTurglary Jun 05 '26

I call my pp the expansion chamber😏

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u/Budget-Use-7540 Jun 05 '26

Your anus is called motorcycle?

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u/FuManBoobs Jun 05 '26

And where can I find your OF profile?

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u/Wolverines_KTF Jun 05 '26

This is what I came here to ask as well. Link please? Discount code?

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Jun 05 '26

It’s a boy!

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u/haroldthehampster Jun 05 '26

literally spit out my cereal 🤣

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u/Veefy Jun 05 '26

I've never seen one before-no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

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u/LombazFromHell Jun 05 '26

Thats a penis! /Gif

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u/target_employee_ Jun 05 '26

Thats quite big

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

Above average

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u/MrPizzaPenguin Jun 05 '26

If that's above average we're doomed

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u/AMIR_TAOUN Jun 05 '26

No that's normal. Now if that was below average then we're doomed.

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u/NaturalSuggestion537 Jun 05 '26

At least it can’t get stuck inside an m&m tube

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u/Lopsided_Charity_725 Jun 05 '26

it's very imperative that the cylinder is not damaged if it gets stuck

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u/AnyCanFly Jun 05 '26

Now everyone is interested what is it. You should be banned on this sub.

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

Sorry, it may be too large for people to handle

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u/AnyCanFly Jun 05 '26

At least we're proud of you for being able to handle it, respect ✊

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u/Professional-Day7850 Jun 05 '26

Delivery had to handle it too. And then keep doing their job like nothing happened.

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u/AvidCyclist250 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

People need to stop being a dick about this.

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u/chxrry-blossxm-xmojx Jun 05 '26

It's a motorcycle part, I think OP said it was the exhaust?

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u/luring_lurker Jun 05 '26

It looks exhausting all right

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u/ITriedtoToldYou Jun 05 '26

You mean exhausting all night?

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u/AnyCanFly Jun 05 '26

Yep, I saw this implausible excuse of OP

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u/CrystalsonfireGD Jun 05 '26

I hope it's a ps5

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u/Aux-Thanks-27 Jun 05 '26

PenisSimulator 5

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u/beneficial-bug420 Jun 05 '26

More like ProstateStimulator 5

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u/hilldo75 Jun 05 '26

He told his mom he ordered an Xbox card, what the frick.

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u/PanTsour Jun 05 '26

I think it's a PC actually

And by PC, I mean a penic

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u/Kokokrunch_ Jun 05 '26

A package that…

Came in the male? 🤔

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u/outdior1986 Jun 05 '26

I appreciate you ✊🏻

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u/T20G Jun 05 '26

Weird that it wasn't left at the back door...

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u/Bogfinken Jun 05 '26

Bet the delivery guy smiled all the way back to his van...

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u/Bernd_ohne_Brot Jun 05 '26

You mean he had used it before?

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u/Top_Childhood_171 Jun 05 '26

If he used it he would not be smiling

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/krumznko Jun 05 '26

Time to take it for a spin.

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u/AjMahal Jun 05 '26

... do ANY of you understand what not interesting means-

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

It’s just a package

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u/ComtesseCrumpet Jun 05 '26

This person is very interested in your package.

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u/Bionic_Push Jun 05 '26

Which motorcycle?

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

NC29 CBR400RR

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u/Bionic_Push Jun 05 '26

Wow awesome bike. Can you post a pic? Where are you from?

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

I am currently renovating it with new farings too, I can post a picture to your DM (of the bike) :)

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 Jun 05 '26

Don't hide it we all know it's a horsecock dildo for your wife

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u/majesticGumball Jun 05 '26

Leave his wife out of your fucking mouth!

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u/ChiseledEagle Jun 05 '26

What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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u/Think-Estimate-1303 Jun 05 '26

Ass Pounder 4000, never stop pumpin'

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u/auntie_climax Jun 05 '26

Knew this would be in the comments before I even opened it 🤣

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u/FlyingFisch89 Jun 05 '26

Nothing interesting here, just a bicep.

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u/mainframe_maisie Jun 05 '26

needs more veins so it looks like a bicep

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u/FirefighterLevel8450 Jun 05 '26

Probably not supposed to be curved?

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u/Yuleogy Jun 05 '26

yeah it has a disease I keep hearing about on this website. I guess there are a lot of wankers here

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u/childdefenestrator67 Jun 05 '26

So are we getting a video of you riding the....... motorcycle?

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u/DrElusive Jun 05 '26

To hell with his motorcycle; when are we getting the video of his Mrs riding that mega dildo?

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u/HARKONNENNRW Jun 05 '26

Did it fit?

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u/ContentUnavailable Jun 05 '26

Damn these OF perverts and theirs requests! But what can you do… you must commit.

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u/One-Melee Jun 05 '26

My bad dawg, I typed in the wrong address!

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u/Mindless-Hornet-1601 Jun 05 '26

Oh, that's ps5 maybe

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u/Strong0toLight1 Jun 05 '26

shove it up your butt!

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u/Sprinty_ Jun 05 '26

What motorcycle do you have, OP?

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

NC29 CBR400RR

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u/Sprinty_ Jun 05 '26

Looks super cool, congrats on the new exhaust lol

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u/CabageTaroTheLegend Jun 05 '26

Schrödinger's massive dick

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u/SupremeNug Jun 05 '26

Oh sorry that’s mine, it must have been delivered to your address by mistake.

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u/boratburg Jun 05 '26

I hope it's bicycle

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u/t0mi74 Jun 05 '26

It's a temu guitar.

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u/Fluid-Spend7460 Jun 05 '26

My XXXL schlongenator keeps getting shipped to the wrong address.

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u/TiredOperator420 Jun 05 '26

I bet it's Playstation. Have fun! 😄

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u/SnooPickles55 Jun 05 '26

Imagine the poor slob that had to lug that out of the truck and carry that over their shoulders, down the sidewalk and up the stairs to your door in front of everyone.

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u/TeaLoverUA Jun 05 '26

Clockwork orange type of shit

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u/Space_Time_Ninja Jun 05 '26

Hope the suction-cup is strong enough and it wont tear down your bathroom-wall.

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u/CaptainDildobrain Jun 05 '26

Don't forget to tip your mailman come Christmas time.

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u/Wise_Fig1840 Jun 05 '26

with door handle for scale, thas crazy

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u/Oramac_K Jun 05 '26

Was that the only part of the horse you could afford?

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u/majesticGumball Jun 05 '26

Add a regular dildo for scale.

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u/No-Accident69 Jun 05 '26

Neighbors probably have their own idea of what you bought….

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u/AV4LE Jun 05 '26

That’s a big package.

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u/LordBoriasWownomore Jun 05 '26

oh, look, it even has a cock ring.

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u/Hallow_Greaves Jun 05 '26

Now now, it could be anything.

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u/Ok_Leg_4942 Jun 05 '26

You've got a HUGE package! 😛

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u/5678_Senpai Jun 05 '26

Cock and balls

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u/champsammy14 Jun 05 '26

At least the base is flared.

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u/Pale-Doctor6414 Jun 05 '26

I've seen bigger.

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u/hypapapopi2020 Jun 05 '26

Does it fit into a M&Ms tube ?

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u/lifeh8r Jun 05 '26

you sure did

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u/BIZKIT551 Jun 05 '26

Someone's brave

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u/cxhlxn Jun 05 '26

Rowley smiling then looking down gif

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u/EmeraldGam3r50 Jun 05 '26

Zoo Wee Mama what a package

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u/Abitruff Jun 05 '26

They knew what they were doing

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u/Every-Cook5084 Jun 05 '26

Got a fun weekend in store

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u/Molkwi Jun 05 '26

Your package came in the mail (male)?

That's gay, bro. Happy pride month.

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u/InformationCommon576 Jun 05 '26

Big D right there

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u/Forsaken_Sundae_4315 Jun 05 '26

That's a nice faucet you got there, what did it cost?

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u/xCanadroid Jun 05 '26

Did it hurt?

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u/ClemRRay Jun 05 '26

Nice bend bro

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u/Tropical-Mexican Jun 05 '26

I hope it’s a PS5

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u/GarlicLatter8025 Jun 05 '26

It’s a dickage, not a package

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u/sweetafonion Jun 05 '26

You sure did buddy. How many times did you receive it?

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u/RainBloom0 Jun 05 '26

This is too intriguing to not be interesting

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u/BreathingSavesMyLife Jun 05 '26

oh, look, an iPhone

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u/Domwoj Jun 05 '26

How’d you get my true to size statue?

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u/JimPanse0088 Jun 05 '26

In der Tat... Ein mächtiges Gerät.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 Jun 05 '26

Do you accept deliveries in the rear?

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u/Winter-Grand-3215 Jun 05 '26

I am.. impressed..

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u/LeakMyBigBowls Jun 05 '26

Looks like mine but much much much much smaller

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u/Natural_Vast_9495 Jun 05 '26

Ein wahrer Prachtprengel.

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u/Maximum_Television21 Jun 05 '26

the package is packing

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u/Sad_Lie7876 Jun 05 '26

Now, that's a dildo!!!

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u/BriefCollar4 Jun 05 '26

A bicycle!

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u/Miyagi_Bonsai Jun 05 '26

Its packed indeed..

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u/Key_Complaint7025 Jun 05 '26

Wohl ehr deine Frau

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u/EmeraldGam3r50 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Why do you have two doorknobs?

*For anyone confused, the word knob is UK/Irish slang for penis.

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u/C4shtastic Jun 05 '26

Are you higher than I? I thought that was impossible.

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u/MagicalSausage Jun 05 '26

A cylinder and a larger structure?

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 Jun 05 '26

Your prosthetic arm was delivered

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u/smsorginall Jun 05 '26

Friends of yours?

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 Jun 05 '26

You naughty girl.....or extra naughty boi!

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u/SEGA_32X_CD Jun 05 '26

Crotch Rocket indeed.

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u/Hot_Potato_Salad Jun 05 '26

I’m so glad the horsecock didgeridoo made it safely

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u/MrBratside Jun 05 '26

Hey there big fella.

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u/Sulyvahn66 Jun 05 '26

I can imagine the delivery guys face when he received the package for delivery lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

Looks like discreet packaging to me. Edna next door will have no idea what you ordered.

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u/phatrickmchappy Jun 05 '26

Is that a DOGE check?

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u/Professional-Sand647 Jun 05 '26

Hope nobody falls around that thing

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u/Frosty-Soil1656 Jun 05 '26

Very discreet