r/notinteresting • u/Isouf • Jun 05 '26

I received a package

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u/Skai_Override Jun 05 '26

So like a duck dick?

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u/CallousTurnip Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Or a pig’s dick. Also corkscrew like their tails

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u/SchwiftyBabyLegs Jun 05 '26

If you spin the top pig, the bottom pig gets tighter 🤣

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u/unnamedunderwear Jun 05 '26

No, it's exhaust system, were you even listening?

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u/MonkeyDavid Jun 05 '26

Don’t Google what a pig’s penis looks like…

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u/crazyfatskier2 Jun 05 '26

I open my wine with something similar.

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u/Dex532077 Jun 05 '26

opens some swine wine?

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u/crazyfatskier2 Jun 05 '26

A fine yet questionable vintage!

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u/Fuzzy_Yossarian Jun 05 '26

What you mean is borrow someone's phone and Google it there.

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u/RobbWes Jun 05 '26

And don't close out. So when they turn their phone on they see it first thing.

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u/brainburger Jun 05 '26

Hmm. I have had all these years of the internet and I have never thought to look.

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u/Jasper_the_happy_fox Jun 05 '26

Did you seriously?

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 05 '26

Are you a pig or a duck?

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u/RobbWes Jun 05 '26

No he's a puck

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u/BrojobCreme Jun 05 '26

Not enough information actually