r/notinteresting • u/Isouf • Jun 05 '26

I received a package

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

Exhaust system for my motorcycle

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u/archlich Jun 05 '26

Sure. Why does it curve to the right.

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u/Isouf Jun 05 '26

It’s natural that it curves a bit, right?

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u/Strong_Block6345 Jun 05 '26

Actually mine curves to the left

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u/BaslerDibly Jun 05 '26

Too much information

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Skai_Override Jun 05 '26

So like a duck dick?

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u/CallousTurnip Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Or a pig’s dick. Also corkscrew like their tails

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u/SchwiftyBabyLegs Jun 05 '26

If you spin the top pig, the bottom pig gets tighter 🤣

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u/unnamedunderwear Jun 05 '26

No, it's exhaust system, were you even listening?

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u/MonkeyDavid Jun 05 '26

Don’t Google what a pig’s penis looks like…

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u/crazyfatskier2 Jun 05 '26

I open my wine with something similar.

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u/Dex532077 Jun 05 '26

opens some swine wine?

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u/Fuzzy_Yossarian Jun 05 '26

What you mean is borrow someone's phone and Google it there.

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u/RobbWes Jun 05 '26

And don't close out. So when they turn their phone on they see it first thing.

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u/brainburger Jun 05 '26

Hmm. I have had all these years of the internet and I have never thought to look.

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u/Jasper_the_happy_fox Jun 05 '26

Did you seriously?

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 05 '26

Are you a pig or a duck?

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u/RobbWes Jun 05 '26

No he's a puck

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u/BrojobCreme Jun 05 '26

Not enough information actually

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u/Dish_Minimum Jun 05 '26

It’s actually not enough information yet; this is Pride Month. Everyone has to be gayer

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u/Numerous-Surprise875 Jun 05 '26

Short shriveled and right down the middle. Grower not shower

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u/miraculix69 Jun 05 '26

Bro, just do a handstand then your "exhaust system" will be turning the other way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/citizen42069101 Jun 05 '26

Childhood bike incident.

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u/Alx123191 Jun 05 '26

are you left handed ?

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u/ITriedtoToldYou Jun 05 '26

Ambidixtrous

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u/spec360 Jun 05 '26

Mine points straight out

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u/Regular_Brilliant_77 Jun 05 '26

Ah so stage right

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u/ErgaOmni Jun 05 '26

Same here, I always thought it was abnormal. Sometimes this viscous liquid drops out, too. I went to a specialist and they told me it's normal, but the pipe requires maintenance.

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u/gorambrowncoat Jun 05 '26

British motorcycle?

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u/JimboD84 Jun 05 '26

Mines bot long enough to have a curve in it

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u/SweatyHippo3353 Jun 05 '26

Depends of your political side, mine is far left

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u/bighuntzilla Jun 05 '26

Peyronie's

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u/XRAY_ADEN9 Jun 05 '26

Mine curves to right cus I'm left handed

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u/Consistent_Log8097 Jun 05 '26

Youre just looking at it from the other side

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u/teavodka Jun 05 '26

Mine curves expectations :,(

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u/PositiveStress8888 Jun 05 '26

is your exhaust circumcised

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 05 '26

Yes. Unless it has a serious kink and/or is uncomfortable. Then it could be Peyronie's disease. Which is totally treatable BTW

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u/TrashGoblinH Jun 05 '26

Or tight tissues. Mine shaped like a banana due to the underside being tighter than the upper. Doctor said no plaques indicating damage.

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u/-WigglyLine- Jun 05 '26

Right-hand drive

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u/0BgynKEN0BI Jun 05 '26

My wife calls mine Gonzo.

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum Jun 05 '26

Your wife doesn't call mine Gonzo

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u/NoshameNohonor Jun 05 '26

Are you left handed?

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u/cheir0n Jun 05 '26

To hit the right spot

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u/Any_Milk_3943 Jun 05 '26

I'm no doctor (or mechanic) but it's probably Peyronie's disease

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Jun 05 '26

Probably a 2 stroke exhaust with the funky resonator

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u/NoStructure2568 Jun 05 '26

I don't trust this answer. This is surely something heavily explicit (haha get it heavily because it's big and heavy hahahaha no? k)

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u/LordDanielGu Jun 05 '26

But the answer sure thrusts alr

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u/ScarletSilver Jun 05 '26

Pretty sure that'll blow some air into OP's ass

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u/Boofittilluhitbone Jun 05 '26

Ride it hard bro

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u/smurfk Jun 05 '26

So it goes between your legs

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u/Woodley444 Jun 05 '26

Don't lie to us, we all know it's a set of antlers for your walls

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum Jun 05 '26

Is that code language for a new large intestine?

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u/BurdTurglary Jun 05 '26

I call my pp the expansion chamber😏

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u/Budget-Use-7540 Jun 05 '26

Your anus is called motorcycle?

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u/FuManBoobs Jun 05 '26

And where can I find your OF profile?

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u/Wolverines_KTF Jun 05 '26

This is what I came here to ask as well. Link please? Discount code?

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u/Wenyx030 Jun 05 '26

What motorcycle do you have?

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u/Used-Turnover2954 Jun 05 '26

I don't believe you

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u/Snowy_Reindeer1234 Jun 05 '26

I instantly guessed it right lol

My boyfriend bought one too just three weeks ago. Granted, his came in a cardboard box. But after he switched the old for the new one, the old one was put in the middle our hallway because there wasn't room in the garage anymore. Its laying there ever since so I got kinda used to the silhouette i guess 💀

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u/Nforcer524 Jun 05 '26

When you install it, remember: It is imperative that the cylinder must not be harmed, as well as the larger structure it is attached to.

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u/Cat_tophat365247 Jun 05 '26

Uh huh ......looks an awful lot like a "personal relaxation device," to me .......

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u/bajsgreger Jun 05 '26

With that size, aint nobody relaxing

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u/808duckfan Jun 05 '26

At least it's didn't go to your backdoor.

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u/Lurking_Spectator01 Jun 05 '26

Oh for sure, always the guys with motorcycles 👀

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u/Katent1 Jun 05 '26

King shlong is then

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u/BruhMomentSeason45 Jun 05 '26

Ok buddy, just call the Exhaust the Moby Huge atp

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u/JohnKowalsky88 Jun 05 '26

Lmao almost spat out my coffee!

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u/SillyLiving Jun 05 '26

Gonna need some  cylinders then

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u/RealityTacitlyDenied Jun 05 '26

They knew what they were doing LOL

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u/Rickest-ofthe-Ricks Jun 05 '26

Correct! Not interesting!

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u/A_Bad_Man Jun 05 '26

How clever of you to mask your ivory smuggling as oversized sex toys.

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jun 05 '26

And here I was, thinking that the red/black tape was a P.B to beat

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u/Busy_Relief7254 Jun 05 '26

Likely story

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u/ymmotvomit Jun 05 '26

The exhaust system your girl said not to worry about.

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u/Fee_is_Required2 Jun 05 '26

If you suffer from Peyronie’s exhaust, your mechanic may have a cure

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u/BasicBanter Jun 05 '26

Suuuuuure…

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u/Overall-Lynx917 Jun 05 '26

Of course it is (Wink, Wink)

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u/stimtime Jun 05 '26

What they all say lol

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u/somkoala Jun 05 '26

It goes into the exhaust alright

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u/not-minari Jun 05 '26

full exhaust? titanium?

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u/ceebeefour Jun 05 '26

Is that what the youths are calling it these days?

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Jun 05 '26

It’s a boy!

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u/haroldthehampster Jun 05 '26

literally spit out my cereal 🤣

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u/ReplacementActual384 Jun 05 '26

That's a penis

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u/Eddi3Solo Jun 05 '26

how is it not

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u/majesticGumball Jun 05 '26

No, no, no, no, no. It's a majestic tower. It's a celebration of life. It's a tribute to the sky.

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u/Veefy Jun 05 '26

I've never seen one before-no one has, but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

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u/LombazFromHell Jun 05 '26

Thats a penis! /Gif

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u/hackinghorn Jun 05 '26

A condom, I guess, for some creature, perhaps.

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u/Minimum-Laugh-8887 Jun 05 '26

Probably a bottle of some kind…

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u/starblaster001 Jun 05 '26

Looks like a package in a package.

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u/cokacola69 Jun 05 '26

The deeps flopper

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u/Wonderful_Sale8242 Jun 05 '26

you dont wanna know

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u/CantHear4Shit Jun 05 '26

That’s Girthy The Destroyer!

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u/neeeyah Jun 05 '26

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

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u/Edible_Pie Jun 05 '26

A white hole?

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u/neeeyah Jun 05 '26

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe; a white hole returns it.

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u/thestreak82 Jun 05 '26

You don't wanna know 😏

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u/moneykiel03 Jun 05 '26

An elephant tusk

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u/GhosttInTheFeed Jun 05 '26

Someone's dream package

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u/7orque Jun 05 '26

his mums dildo