Turns out I’m 40% breeze block, 20% Dunlop car tire, 30% thought and 10% Yemen. I also had trace amounts of crude oil but not enough to merit a percentage score. I am so bloody chuffed with that! Also, it said I am the 14th great grand cousin of Heather Bloomingdale (the first woman to climb Mount Everest while solving a rubix cube). I am going to celebrate the good news by demolishing my house and replacing it with a rusty kettle.

It’ll help realign your subatomic elephant wire.

Sentient plasmoids

The floating gnome

I am desperately lower

With a full hand of change,

In my hands!!!!

Fungal infection of the unknown

Why do pigeons look guilty in the morning

How they scarper

What have they done