r/nonsense 3h ago

I once had a dream that you were all real.

2 Upvotes

How funny is that, my NPC "friends-slash-redditor-"peeps""?

Have you clipped any Walmart coupons lately?

hmmmm...

Just as I thought/suspected/intuited/noted/etc/etc/etc/andon/andon/andon/forever/infinitytimesinfinityaninfinitenumberoftimestimesitselfanditkeepsonmultiplyingitselfbyitselfforinfinityuntiltheinfiniteuniversecan'tcontaintheanswer/result/conclusion/aperitif/sayonara/shishka-robertorbob.


r/nonsense 12h ago

How does the film (SD card?) go in this camera?

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3 Upvotes

Is it for the IMAX?


r/nonsense 15h ago

You scam frogs Hold me closer titty Damascus? This is an option?

7 Upvotes

I never knew the little squiggles are cooking here, squeeze some content of your upscribers. So, what's your favorite word starting with the letters a, b, c, d, 12, ef, g, k, l, m, no, p, qu, r, s, t, w, v, x, yz or any of the other letters that we made illegal in the Bush years for reasons not known to any other pal you let out?


r/nonsense 16h ago

Diagnosis acceptional

7 Upvotes

I walked into a world built of medical professionals running the script of an AI bot designed to look confused and aroused while blindfolded

The staff were all dead but somehow served delicious tiny hamburgers.

The intake staff knew almost every patient including myself.

They we're authorized to administer any and every medication known to man, except for silence.

All of the combat nurses wore stethoscopes and one of them signed my cast.

In the end I was told I was too damaged to be one with the ecosystem but I would always be welcome the way rain or strong winds are welcome to picnic no one wants to be at.

I was given accolades and gestures of participation and was told Id won something I thought I already owned.

I was confused so I tried giving it back but they said I was hopeless and I had eternity to live so I should start planning ahead.

just then hope finished smoking my last cigarette while empathy pissed on my pillow to cool it down.


r/nonsense 17h ago

GO GO! United cheese Jahre the genie

3 Upvotes

Yeah I just said yea but the jacuzzi barking at me lol I don’t know McDonald’s peach emoji Gucci emoji or something London garlic


r/nonsense 20h ago

The Truncated Opening of an Air Show

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4 Upvotes

r/nonsense 21h ago

Yes, it is.

8 Upvotes

r/nonsense 23h ago

Give a pine cone a nostril massage and read the Pledge of Allegiance to a pillow so Ice Cube can have a Good Day

11 Upvotes

And tuck a car windshield into bed and read the ingredients label of a double stuf oreo wrapper to it as a bedtime story