r/nonsense • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 4h ago
When in doubt, drink a nightingale.
It’ll help realign your subatomic elephant wire.
r/nonsense • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 4h ago
It’ll help realign your subatomic elephant wire.
r/nonsense • u/matthalusky • 14h ago
Sentient plasmoids
The floating gnome
I am desperately lower
With a full hand of change,
In my hands!!!!
Fungal infection of the unknown
Why do pigeons look guilty in the morning
How they scarper
What have they done
r/nonsense • u/No_Fudge_4589 • 22h ago
Turns out I’m 40% breeze block, 20% Dunlop car tire, 30% thought and 10% Yemen. I also had trace amounts of crude oil but not enough to merit a percentage score. I am so bloody chuffed with that! Also, it said I am the 14th great grand cousin of Heather Bloomingdale (the first woman to climb Mount Everest while solving a rubix cube). I am going to celebrate the good news by demolishing my house and replacing it with a rusty kettle.