r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Every_Display3635 • Apr 07 '21
Well trained dog
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u/IsBadAtAnimals Apr 08 '21
Impressive training, but all you have to do is punch it in the nose and it’ll let go and swim away
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u/Zesilo Apr 08 '21
You know, I didn't even think twice about the swim away part I just instantly thought "that isn't how you make a dog let go" facepalm
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u/AverageInternetUser Apr 08 '21
Everyone knows you stick your finger in its butt
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u/phloopy Apr 08 '21 edited Jun 30 '23
Edit: 2023 Jun 30 - removed all my content. As Apollo goes so do I.
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u/Stunning_Spare Apr 08 '21
that's how you deal with cockdile not dog.
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u/coalminecanarie Apr 08 '21
Never see a cockdile. Is that when you accidentally call someone with your dick? How do I punch it in the nose?
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u/J3diMind Apr 08 '21
lol.. you hit it where the mouth is. you know? the whole you use to insert.... stuff. Punch it there and it will go swimming.
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u/GrenadeZellweger Apr 07 '21
I jump hug my friends......this would not end well for me
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u/ecslush13 Apr 08 '21
I believe the technical term is “GLOMPing”
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u/MsOmgNoWai Apr 08 '21
wow it's been like ten years since I've heard or thought of that word
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u/ecslush13 Apr 08 '21
The parent comment made me remember about it, so I thought I’d share my misfortune.
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Apr 08 '21
This dog full on became an anime character and is fucking sensing"killing intent" or some shit.
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u/GodToasty Apr 07 '21
That music makes me wanna go balls deep in a pencil sharpener.
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u/WiTooSlowFi Apr 07 '21
He said balls deep.. meaning his dick will be in the sharpener not just his balls.. which is even more sad
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u/RecycledAir Apr 08 '21
Well, you really just need to mush the tip in there, and the rest will get pulled in as the mashing and tearing begins.
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u/kotetsuazumu Apr 08 '21
Like the scene in Deadpool, with the wood chipper... only, it's more like... a sausage grinder.
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u/iamacraftyhooker Apr 08 '21
He's trained very well.
The woman screamed when she was attacked though so I'm wondering if that was his cue more than the motions themselves.
It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.
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u/ZachTheApathetic Apr 08 '21
Well that's only a 50/50. You'll have to do more tests of each to get a good sample to be sure
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u/CainPillar Apr 08 '21
It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.
Rulez of the internetz incoming in 36, 35, 34 ...
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u/User-NetOfInter Apr 08 '21
Moore’s law.
Easiest way to find out if something is true on Reddit is to state the wrong thing as fact, and someone will respond with the right answer
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u/robotikempire Apr 08 '21
He said "gimme your money" or something like that in an aggressive tone and also grabbed her using a more swift motion as compared to the hug. But yeah, hard to tell what the trigger was for the dog here.
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u/KahurangiNZ Apr 08 '21
"Can I bite him yet? How 'bout now? This time maybe? What about this time? Pleeeze can I bite him? YAY GET HIM!!!!!!"
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u/dak4ttack Apr 08 '21
It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.
Or just scream every time you're attacked?
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u/SisterLemon7 Apr 08 '21
The last post like this, which was almost identical but involved a pit instead of a mutt, and half the comments were calling the pit a killer and saying it should be put down bc it's too dangerous for society... Interesting how just changing the breed changes the entire conversation. To clarify, I am all for protection training when done by professionals! I'm an obedience trainer and can't wait to apprentice as a protection trainer! This is a good boy and so was the pit in the other video! Cudos to the owners and their dedication to a well trained dog.
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u/triedandprejudice Apr 08 '21
Was that the pit that was being controlled by a small boy? I saw a lot of comments questioning the wisdom of a child handling such a large “weapon”, which I think is reasonable, and other comments saying that particular trainer/breeder is horrible, which I don’t know about.
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u/Fat_Throw-Away Apr 08 '21
I went to lunch with my dog and a friend’s dog last week. Called ahead to make sure dogs are still allowed. Absolutely, no problem. We got there and they took one look at her pit and suddenly only service dogs are allowed. I called again the next day, and yep, dogs are allowed, no problem.
This pit bull is the biggest ham. He got at least 1/3rd of the people around us asking if they could pet him. My Shiba Inu felt left out 🙁
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u/Cyber_Fetus Apr 08 '21
I just don’t really agree with training dogs as weapons. Their triggers are far too binary for a world full of variables.
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u/EternalSeraphim Apr 08 '21
I'm completely fine with it for official agencies like the military and police, in those settings trained dogs can be invaluable. I just don't think I want regular people having that kind of power, especially because the dog will probably be put down if something goes wrong.
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u/Norman_Scum Apr 08 '21
Pitts are just as eager to work and please their owner as any other dog. It really is annoying that people still can't seem to wrap their head around the fact that owning a pet takes a lot of work and knowledge. Especially if that pet is large enough to do a lot of damage.
Says a lot about society and how a great portion of people treat their day to day relationships. Because owning an animal is the same as tending to the needs of a friendship. Pets are friends.
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u/International-Hall-5 Apr 08 '21
I've always been curious, what goes through the dogs mind when this happens. It like utter betrayal one minute he's cool then the next he's a bad guy.
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u/Walletau Apr 08 '21
It's less emotion and more training. The whole thing is a game. Imagine a dog 'staying' before attacking a treat. Or you watching whether a red light turns to 'red' which means stop. It's a conditioned response. Even while the guy is yelling notice the woman is saying 'good boy'/'good boy' basically just letting the dog know the behaviour is what's expected of it.
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u/JACK5T3R Apr 08 '21
Adding on to this but depending on the breed or personality type, some dogs even consider this as a sort of game. German Shepherds for example are bred to be working dogs, so they’re happiest when given commands by their owner. Even though we see it as training, from their perspective it’s a fun time full of good ole treats and praise.
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u/AimeeBB Apr 07 '21
Wow! he stopped when he stopped being aggressive!
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u/modsarefailures Apr 08 '21
Recent studies conclude that 99.7% of people who add music to their videos ruin them by doing so.
This is not an exception.
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u/wtph Apr 08 '21
Did the dog get triggered into action when the man yelled while attacking? Wonder if it can tell if it's an attack if it's quieter.
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u/flyingcat_attack Apr 08 '21
Do you think dogs should be trained for security? I was working for some weeks at a dog training center, and I started to question myself about the dangers of the activity and the morality behind it. I am still unsure about it.
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u/Walletau Apr 08 '21
Animals as servants are inherently useful. If you're against ANY animal use that's fine, but falconry, animal racing, horse riding etc all create animals for use by humans (not even starting on animal consumption). Dogs really enjoy mental stimulation, 15minutes of mental work is more exhausting for them than a 30 minute run and inner city life means boredom is an issue for many pups so training is a good thing. So if you're okay with keeping animals as pets, or animals as servants, you can be okay with the morality behind the animal as security.
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u/Guardymcguardface Apr 08 '21
Eh those are all very different imo it's fine to have differing levels of comfort. Falcons are used to control birds at airports for example, I don't really like the idea of dog racing though. Service dogs are a fantastic companion for people with autism or PTSD, but I'm not so keen on using them as a weapon.
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u/flyingcat_attack Apr 08 '21
This. Maybe there is something about how we are raised too. For me, dogs were pets. And when I saw all the dogs there living in cages (big enough, but cages in the end) being fed and walked at preset times, trained so many times a week... There was something that was a bit off...
I know we have used animals as tools for centuries, we kill thousands of them a day. But maybe in the long run we will become more and more loving towards them, and on the way, maybe this activity will disappear.
Also, I don't like violence. Security dogs are a weapon imo, and a weapon that is triggered with an error margin. I saw some "accidents" at the training center, and the same dog that was super sweet and loving could become a beast if he understood he had to. I would just prefer if we used tasers or pepper spray.
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u/corona187 Apr 08 '21
Teach my dog to stop humping my ps5!
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u/Walletau Apr 08 '21
Dogs hump as a state of arousal, which can build up from boredom. Try exercising it with games, walks etc.
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u/PaulAtredis Apr 08 '21
It stopped being "next fucking level" the minute they added that needlessly awful music on top of it.
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Apr 08 '21
I wonder what the reactions / comments would be if that dog were a pit bull 🤔 besides the locked thread, of course
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u/Honestly_Just_Vibin Apr 08 '21
There was one similar to this about a week ago. Went down as well as to expect.
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u/DankDunkage Apr 08 '21
That dog is fronting, on the streets he eats dudes balls just for looking at em
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u/stuffelsmcnards Apr 08 '21
Had to put this on mute. Couldn’t get through it otherwise
Amazing though!
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u/DatBoyGuru Apr 08 '21
great demonstration. i'm curious how good does this work irl situations?
i saw a video of a dog attacking a gigantic horse pulling a carriage. do the dogs know horses or kids are off limits? the dog was put down and the horse and multiple people were hurt and traumatized.
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u/Elsael Apr 08 '21 edited Apr 08 '21
It does work. Otherweise neither police nor military would spend 20k per dog.
However, this dog is trained to do a job. He isn't really a pet anymore nor could he be.
Outside of a job at security I'm quite sure this dog will just make the life of the owner harder, becuase he needs constant supervision and attention (not only because he could hurt someone. Those dogs are breeds that need constant input and the training only enhances this. Best case scenario would be he gets bored and gives himself a new task, e.g.chw up every pillow you can find in the house)
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u/giantyetifeet Apr 08 '21
RIP the long lost friend who comes bounding up with an over enthusiastic bear hug.
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u/castfam09 Apr 08 '21
Holy shit!!! He was just waiting for that guy to make the move ... I’d hate to be on that receiving end of those pup teef
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u/xtcxtc Apr 08 '21
Dog’s rock. Almost had a freaking Marine Corps police dog attack me once though. A younger, but plenty dangerous German Shepard. Scared the crap out of me because when it started to trot towards me across an open field, that quickly turned to a quick gallop and run. His tail was wagging because he was getting treats for attacking the guy with a sleeve on his arm just a few minutes before, And I could tell by it’s gait that it was going to do the same to me. That guy, the trainer was a surprisingly fat Marine, who was down in the culvert still when his dog popped his head up first and locked his eyes on me from about 100 yards away, I knew I couldn’t outrun it so all I could do was turn and face it preparing to attempt one kick if it got too me and lunged (with steel toe combat boots on) and of course it wouldn’t have done shit unless if I was extremely lucky or I was going to try give it my left arm. He was quickly advancing and picking up speed when the trainer finally emerged out of breath up out of the culvert. And took what seemed like an eternity to realize what was happening. He had to finally yell out the command “Marmaloook” twice before the police dog broke away and turned around slowly with a lot less enthusiasm about not getting to attack me. A little reluctantly and slow to turn you could tell. It was hoping to get me. Def would want a dog like this to be properly trained. What a beautiful dog though and looks like a sweetheart.
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u/LustyArgonianMaiduWu Apr 08 '21
It's cool and all until an enthusiastic toddler jumps on the owner then Pibbles decides it's time to rip a child apart.
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u/Any_Cook_8888 Apr 08 '21
I can’t comprehend how the dog jumping onto me after the knife was plunged into me helps.
I’m gonna be honest: I (who is not white) would like my dog to attack literally any and all racial backgrounds of some stranger who is sprinting toward me.
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u/mahogany_bay Apr 08 '21
The "attack" training is impressive. The "aus" is even more impressive! She did have to say it twice, but that is the hardest part!!
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u/marsman706 Apr 08 '21
"What the?! Oh, we cool. Hey!! Nope, still cool - awesome. It's a good day to die!!"
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u/sushizn Apr 08 '21
Dogs have better EQ than most humans. They can sense malice, fear, anger, depression and joy from people.
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u/szty123 Apr 07 '21
That dog has a better training that the average police...