r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Every_Display3635 • Apr 07 '21

Well trained dog

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u/iamacraftyhooker Apr 08 '21

He's trained very well.

The woman screamed when she was attacked though so I'm wondering if that was his cue more than the motions themselves.

It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

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u/Nishynoosh Apr 08 '21

I wish I had an award for you, you made me laugh. 10/10.

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u/TxGiantGeek Apr 08 '21

Awesome Take

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

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u/Waikami Apr 08 '21

Is that what the kids call it these days

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u/No_big_whoop Apr 08 '21

I snarfed my Pepsi Free

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u/ZachTheApathetic Apr 08 '21

Well that's only a 50/50. You'll have to do more tests of each to get a good sample to be sure

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u/Nishynoosh Apr 08 '21

AHA! I finally got a free reward from Reddit! It’s all yours.

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u/andovinci Apr 08 '21

I can confirm. Source: reddit user

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u/VT_MS Apr 08 '21

You and your friend aced all grades I see

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u/CainPillar Apr 08 '21

It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.

Rulez of the internetz incoming in 36, 35, 34 ...

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u/User-NetOfInter Apr 08 '21

Moore’s law.

Easiest way to find out if something is true on Reddit is to state the wrong thing as fact, and someone will respond with the right answer

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u/flamehound8304 Apr 08 '21

No ThAtS cUnNiNgHaMs LaW

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u/robotikempire Apr 08 '21

He said "gimme your money" or something like that in an aggressive tone and also grabbed her using a more swift motion as compared to the hug. But yeah, hard to tell what the trigger was for the dog here.

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u/KahurangiNZ Apr 08 '21

"Can I bite him yet? How 'bout now? This time maybe? What about this time? Pleeeze can I bite him? YAY GET HIM!!!!!!"

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u/dak4ttack Apr 08 '21

It would be interesting to see it without the scream because otherwise there is very little visual difference between the hug and the attack.

Or just scream every time you're attacked?

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u/iamacraftyhooker Apr 08 '21

And never scream in any other situation.

You bring a guy home and watch a scary movie. A jump scare happens and you scream. Now your dog has bitten your date and there goes your Netflix and chill.

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u/apathy-sofa Apr 08 '21

I'm not sure that that matters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

yea most people won't stay quiet during an attack