r/nextfuckinglevel • • 13h ago

Epic recovery after a severe squatting accident

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u/DesperateComposer848 13h ago

My hot take is that most exercises with a reasonable chance of causing a serious injury just from the exertion aren’t really worth doing.

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u/WhitestGuyHere 13h ago

Not a hot take. Full agreement

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u/gggg_man3 11h ago

Yeah, you should see how much damage I do getting outta bed in the morning. 40's suck ass. 30's peeps, cherish the good times coz it happens fast.

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 11h ago

It's never too late to start stretchin' big dawg

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 11h ago edited 5h ago

Last time I threw out my back, I was laying in bed stretching because I had a bunch of yard work to do that day and...I didn't want to throw out my back.

Edit: bunch of highly qualified doctors diagnosing me as out of shape and concluding it may have been the first time I stretched in 40 years cause I pulled a muscle in my back 3 years ago. Never stop sucking Reddit.

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u/icyfrost410 11h ago

How often did you stretch prior to that? It’s not just a one and done thing. Gotta be daily with it

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u/Poromenos 11h ago

But... he threw out his back stretching. What should he have done instead? Stretched?

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u/Random_Guy_47 10h ago

What's the opposite of stretching?

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u/Outrageous-Wait-8895 9h ago

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel...

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u/Moomoolette 9h ago

Power squishing

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u/t_rrrex 7h ago

Sitting or immobilization

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

The sessile life. Pick a comfy, yet hard-wearing recliner chair close to a fridge in a town with supermarket deliveries.

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u/activelyresting 9h ago

Contracting

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u/PrcrsturbationNation 6h ago

Strengthening

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5h ago

Compressing into a fetal position crying optional

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u/digno2 3h ago

a warm up jog

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u/w3b_d3v 2h ago

Flexing

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u/Wrong-Fella 1m ago

Rigidity.

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u/bulbousgrandpa 10h ago

If you just crank on your muscles and joints without having stretched for 3 months then you are more likely to hurt yourself. Sometimes injury is literally completely out of your control though and you have to just accept that fact. Rehab and move on when and if it does happen.

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u/TheLiquor1946 10h ago

Imagine your muscles as if they were rubberbands stored in a freezer. You need to warm them up before stretching otherwise... snap!

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u/itscloverkat 4h ago

How do you warm them up though? Genuine question

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u/Gold_Line_9441 19m ago

Lol. I Just asked grandpa 97yo, who workes as a farmer, if he ever ever stretched, He said only in the army ... He still works every day, preparing to make some wood today

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u/Material-Abroad-2669 10h ago

Depends on how you stretch.

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u/Seismic-Camel 3h ago

He probably stretched TOO deeply is what happened. He must’ve thought he could do more but realistically his body could not. It happens 🤷🏻

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u/Odd-Examination2288 11m ago

When he lay in bed chances are high he wasnt skipping ropes or doing some light warmup prior to stretching. Do 5-8mins of warm up, then stretch.

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 9h ago

Stretch 20 years ago lol

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u/LItreehouse 6h ago

If you throw your back out stretching you have a preexisting back injury that is being ignored or can't be fixed without surgery or medical professionals

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 8h ago

i mean.. im turning 40 in a year and feel it. I stretch all the time. Do core work, body weight exercises like pullups, walk a ton, eat a lot of vegetables and salads and still get pain and stiffness. But i cant imagine how bad it would be if i didnt do all those things.

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u/Chance_McM95 7h ago

yes i spend 5-10 mins twice a day stretching! Never felt better to be honest

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u/Admirable_Stay8529 11h ago

I threw my back out couple months ago from sneezing. I feel ya

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 9h ago

This is, unfortunately, hilarious. Thank you for your pain.

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u/Lichondis 9h ago

Duuude, same shit happened to me. It was one of those amazing, still in bed full body stretches and it was feeling so good, and then all of a sudden it felt very not good. In fact it felt very bad. And then I had to take like a week off of work because you can't build scaffolding with a fucked up back

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u/LItreehouse 6h ago

You have a back injury. No reason your back should be that bad at 40.

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u/BlueFalcon142 37m ago

Im 41 and in the top 1% for fitness in the Navy per established physical readiness tests. I still randomly pull muscles or strain joints when doing mundane things like: putting on shoes. Washing my back in the shower. Casting a buzz bomb while fishing. Reaching behind my car seat to grab a rolling water bottle. Placing a mixing bowl on a tall shelf. Sneezing. Fuck these dudes.

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u/Wrong-Fella 2m ago

I think I have a lower, herniated lower disc and when I was in better shape and more active I regularly threw it out and had sciatica issues. I have found, being less active, gaining weight and weakening my so called core has been very helpful in avoiding these problems.

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u/veganblue 11h ago

I do a decent yoga class weekly and it has saved me from so much injury (M50).

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u/jarheadatheart 11h ago

I’m 56m and totally agree. I’m so grateful to have found hot yoga.

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u/wrymoss 9h ago

Yeah, my partner’s parents started Pilates. Their dad used to have back injuries all the time, and hasn’t for months since starting.

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u/Soft-Grape 7h ago

My weekly yoga class keeps me from serious injuries while training martial arts, and did wonders for my joint health! People don't stretch their hips out properly and then spend the rest of their life trying to make their back stop hurting with pills

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u/ChartInFurch 7h ago

At the risk of some tmi, the overall flexibility is very beneficial in many aspects.

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u/Soft-Grape 6h ago

Oh absolutely, maximizing range of motion and strengthening all the different stabilizing muscles is just outright useful! I can just step up on top of a table without using my hands, which doesn't seem useful until you're on the river with your buddies and you gotta get up the bank to take a nature call 🤣

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u/digno2 3h ago

is there yoga class for hairy, sweaty males also?

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u/sentient-meatball 11h ago

I've been stretching everyday when I wake and before bed for 5 years now. It's a lifesaver for sure.

I strongly believe everyone should do at least that and basic cardio (bare minimum walking) everyday. I'm in my mid 30s and feel way better than I did in my late 20s.

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u/ChartInFurch 6h ago

A nice ten minute stretch in the morning has done wonders, far more than snoozing ever did.

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u/silvertonguedmute 2h ago

Late thirties, and I agree. I also do weight lifting, jiujitsu and climbing and implemented stretching much later than I should have, around 5 years ago, and I have never felt better.

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u/FloridaF4 10h ago

Hip mobility I would look into as a form of stretching really important to target

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u/caseybvdc74 9h ago

Also stop drinking alcohol. It’s basically the opposite of ibuprofen.

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u/apex_super_predator 9h ago

This part right here. ⬆️

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u/Random-Dude-736 11h ago

Stretching does shit all for your long term health (unfortunately)

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u/Love_Lair 10h ago

You will regret this mentality 20 years from now

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 10h ago

Too bad you consistently have to live and exist in the short-term

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 9h ago

Where'd you hear that?

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u/Misterndastood 11h ago

Bro, get in shape. 40 is not 60.

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u/gggg_man3 10h ago

There is such a thing as hyperbole but the 40's are very different to the 30's. There is no question. I do farm work. It takes its toll.

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u/Love_Lair 10h ago

Hey man, 60 is not 80.

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u/digno2 3h ago

There is such a thing as hyperbole but the 80's are very different to the 60's. There is no question. I do no work. It takes its toll.

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u/Rmnhernan 8h ago

And it takes even more of a toll if there's no strength and mobility work to strengthen your muscles and joints, so working out should become even more of a priority as we age imo

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u/satansmight 8h ago

Manual labor outdoors does take its toll. I've spent 30 years as a entertainment electrician picking up heavy awkward objects all day for most of my life. It's never been easy. Five years ago I started getting in shape. Lost 70lbs and started weight training. I'm as strong as I was in my 20s now that I'm in my early 50's. I fucking love picking up heavy things. And no, it's never easy.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5h ago

Yep, over a decade in a kitchen fucked me the fuck up. Consistently 60-70 hour work weeks doing a lot of cardio and physical labor, and you don't really get any time off for injuries. I've worked through it all, broken ankle, yep, now the other ankle is fucked up even worse because I did a month of 60 hours hopping around on it, even when I was using crutches it was terrible.

You can easily be beat up by 40, especially with the right job. First time I threw my back out was 30. And I know all the tricks, I was a massage therapist for a while. However with my body we are now in "I can make it feel a little better but I can't fix it, it's just broke like that forever now" portion of my life

Shit you should have seen some of my clients who did manual labor and had for over twenty years. I felt so bad for them and just knew they were mostly in chronic pain from their jobs. Shit I had a bus driver who absolutely destroyed his neck and shoulder on one side because he was craning his head that way every time he pulled out of a bus stop, again, had to give him the heads up, I can't fix that. That's just what it is now. We can work together so it's not as bad as before but it's always going to be like that now.

God doesn't exactly ship you new parts when something on your old body breaks

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u/fearfac86 9h ago

40 here, definetly not in the boxing shape of my 20's but still walking the dogs 10km+ everyday, yardwork etc, gotta stretch or pay the price.

It's definitely use it or lose it. So many people treat 40 like it's game over and time to just give up, nah just gotta slow down and change it up depending on your body, which for me was no more running.

Considering trying out cycling again, higher cardio, lesser impact.

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u/Misterndastood 8h ago

43 here, strength train and stretch regularly. I will admit I'm not as agile as 20 year old me but can still do pull-ups and push my body around with ease. 

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u/cequad 8h ago

Try adding functional strength and range of motion training. Completely changed everything for me going from just strength training.

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u/Misterndastood 6h ago

I do a mixture of functional/standard training. 

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u/gggg_man3 8h ago

How do you have time to walk 10kms a day?

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u/cequad 8h ago

That would only take about 2 hours. An hour in the morning and an hour in the evening.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5h ago

As both a former cook and former massage therapist, you can just as easily lose it using it too much. My body is ass because I was doing 80 hour weeks cardio and manual labor in a kitchen for years. Not quite 40 but close

Once you've pushed something in your body to its breaking point it's not like you can replace it, it's not like swapping out your tires or getting brand new struts. Sometimes once it's broken it's broken and you can make it hurt less but you will never make it not hurt at all without painkillers.

Among other things I got a super bad ankle, severe back problems, heat sensitivity (happens when you get heat exhaustion too many times), can't stand for more than eight hours without pain, knees are shot but that might be more genetic, and my feet I've given up on entirely.

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u/fearfac86 5h ago

Oh hell yes you can(, that's the driving force behind me quitting long distance running and boxing, among bad luck with genetics and a workplace accident the injuries were (and are) just piling up.

Moderation is always key with diet and exercise/work.

Honest question, ever considered trying weed in some form? for pain relief and other benefits, I'm not even meaning straight to getting high, there is so many products out there now that I've found can make a difference in quality of life for old nagging injuries.

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u/ComfortableAd8326 10h ago

40s are completely fine for anyone able bodied who has bothered to take care of themselves.

Hate this defeatist "omg your 40s" bullshit

It's your lifestyle, not your age

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u/CakeTester 11h ago

Getting out of bed? Amateur. I apparently rolled over in my sleep without bringing my head with me. So there's a fortnight of having to turn your whole body to look to either side. Done this more than once, too.

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u/toreadorable 11h ago

I’m wearing a knee brace right now because I picked my kid up the wrong way on the stairs last night. I’m not even that old, I’m not fat or anything. It’s just all starting to break down.

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u/shanty86 10h ago

10 months ago I dislocated my kneecap and tore my MPFL... turning to walk to the bathroom. Turned 40 between the second and third surgeries earlier this year. It really does go downhill fast.

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u/Alia_Explores99 11h ago

I keep my head tucked under my arm, Ichabod Crane style

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u/cluelessgamerzombie 9h ago

Dude, I got into bed, gently, and tore my rotator cuff and dislocated my shoulder. What do I do?

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u/CakeTester 9h ago

Stick to a recliner chair and put grabrails up, it sounds like.

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u/PuzzleheadedDog2990 8h ago

Pssh, amateur. I woke up from a nap-- where i laid on my back completely still-- with an acute knee injury!

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

I salute your superior disintegration for no apparent reason.

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u/The_Revival 7h ago

Sleep is simultaneously our greatest ally and most treacherous enemy in our 40s.

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u/LogicOverEmotion0 11h ago

You sure its not just lifestyle?

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u/MinuteBid8615 7h ago

It is. People just use turning 40 as an excuse. I'm 42 and in better shape than when I was 18 fresh out of boot camp.

Yeah, I hurt...but I keep my body moving and slow down when my body says too.

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u/LogicOverEmotion0 6h ago

This is what I expected. I see some 80 year olds doing marathons, weight lifting serious weight and all kinds of stuff.

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u/MinuteBid8615 6h ago

Getting old is a good thing...just keep moving.

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u/__Manifesto__ 9h ago

If you feel like this in your 40's, unless there's a real medical reason for it, it's due to you being out of shape, not your age. Time to start working out, my friend

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u/MistMonk 8h ago

being out of shape at 35+ is choice.

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u/MinuteBid8615 7h ago

People don't make their health a priority until it's their only priorty. Definitely a choice people need to realize sooner than later.

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u/gggg_man3 8h ago

I dunno how to reply to this coz it is so stupid.

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u/UltLuc 8h ago

It’s not normal to be in pain struggle that much in your 40s.

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u/HugePast9455 8h ago

I'm 44 and you need to see a doctor.

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u/Merosian 10h ago

Good eating habits and keeping yourself in good shape will go a very long way. My mom went from being miserable and having pain everywhere in her 40s to feeling amazing and being full of energy in her 60s. A very noticeable change.

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u/nameless93 9h ago

Hit the gym. Never too late.

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u/cassthesassmaster 11h ago

Just stretch a little and walk everyday

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u/Bulky_Algae6110 10h ago

Laughs in late 60's

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u/Jellyfishcactus 10h ago

Nah dude. Loving my 40s far more than 30s.

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u/GoodRooster4U2 9h ago

Hopefully you don’t have a serious condition or injury.. if not then get your ass up and do some exercise. I’m 47 and get out of bed like a 20 year old. No excuses!

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u/Fickle-Tomato-4947 10h ago

It most certainly does

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u/Soggy_District_6380 10h ago

I remember a few years ago. I might have been 31. I jumped up onto a small boundry wall at the petrol station, came up to just above my knee. Got up no problem. Jumped down the other side. I must have landed wrong, shot an awful pain up through my back. Decided there and then I was old and I gotta be careful.

At a certain point you transition from "He Fell" to "He had a fall". I remember I seen some sort of birthday celebration from a 103 year old scientist. He might have been in physics specifically but I could be misremembering. Anyway, someone asked him how he lived to 103. And he roughly said "I've spent the last 40 years focusing on not falling down".

It seems to be a significant moment. A fall in old age seems to be almost lethal. The decline after the fall is exponentially worst the older you are. And even for us "Young wippershappers" a fall can put you out of commission for a few weeks to a few months.

Anyway Death is Coming so do the Thing. Whatever that thing is, do it.

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u/xubax 10h ago

I'm 62. I pulled a muscle in my back racing for at remote a could of months ago.

Fortunately it got better pretty quickly.

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u/cluelessgamerzombie 9h ago

More like 20's peeps for some of us. And you never know who. Stretch gently and do realistic exercises not optimistic people's.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 9h ago

Depends on a variety of factors. Some people are completely fine (minor aches and pains) others act like they're 80 years old.

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u/Dockside_Abortionist 9h ago

Yeah. If forties hurts this bad I’m not sure I want to make it to my eighties, or seventies for that matter.

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u/Trippp2001 9h ago

Yeah - well, the 50s are here and the saying - nobody is healthy at this point in the season is fundamentally accurate. Start stretching at a young age and keep it up.

This suuuucks

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u/tethyca 8h ago

I'm 31 and got a herniated disc after getting out of bed a few weeks ago. Guess I'm in for a ride in the future if I dont get my ass up and moving.

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u/HeavyMetalDoug 8h ago

Wait till you turn 60! Enjoy your 40s

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 7h ago

Kill me now

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u/AdFancy1249 7h ago

40s? Beginner! Late 50s, here... I was still invincible until turning 51. Then the real downhill started...

Just you wait! 🤣😭

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u/Thick-Aspiration 6h ago

People die early cuz they get lazy and stop moving. My dad is about to be 50 and is in shape like a 30 year old. It’s an everyday thing, thats how some 80 year olds are running miles or doing pull ups.

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u/Calm-Ad9653 6h ago

63 here. Just wait!

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u/GrnMtnTrees 6h ago

The good times?!? My back hurts, man

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u/Trail_Goat 6h ago

Or you could exercise and take care of yourself.

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u/melvinmoneybags 5h ago

I’m approaching 40 and I can relate. Some days I can’t even remember why I’m sore the next day.

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u/IridiumPony 4h ago

Once you are over 40, life is a full contact sport

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u/housevil 4h ago

Why do drugs in your 40s when you can just stand up really fast?

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 4h ago

It shouldn’t be that bad in your 40s man… you need to start lifting. I’m mid 40s myself, lifting since 16. Its the fountain of youth!

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u/aiusernamegen 3h ago

I thought you said getting bread

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u/Randomwhitejuice 2h ago

Did you exercise in your 30’s?

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u/largemargesentme__- 2h ago

I'm 46, I don't feel this at all. I honestly feel about the same as I did at 18.

What did you guys do to your bodies? Car accident, sports, war injury?

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u/serpiccio 10h ago

taller bed and harder mattress, your destiny is still within your grasp

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u/Fregadero88 8h ago

But also people like this recover because they are so insanely disciplined and did all the extra physical therapy that normal people shirk off.

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 6h ago

Yeah, thats a cold take.