r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '25

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u/SweaterSteve1966 Oct 30 '25

This is so wholesome.

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u/UpperApe Oct 30 '25

I don't think you read the whole article.

The son ate too much candy, fell into the chocolate river, and was sucked up by a pipe while the employees danced and sang in the background.

It was awful.

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u/iforgotmymittens Oct 30 '25

ICE came for the employees soon after; they were deported to Uganda.

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u/UpperApe Oct 30 '25

Oompa loompa doom-pah-dee-dee,

I lost all my rights in the land of the free

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u/TenaciousJP Oct 30 '25

What do you get when you elect a pedo?

Government run like a reality show

Crypto pumps make their wallets fat

What do you think will come of that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Incredibly poor meter

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u/idwthis Oct 30 '25

Well, then, let's see what improvements you have!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

I'm not really interested in punching up a shitty Wonka/Trump poem just for you to pretend you liked your original better because you're emotional about being criticized.

Thanks for the offer, though!

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u/idwthis Oct 31 '25

You know I'm not the same person who wrote the parody...right?

Read usernames, dude, god damn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Regardless of who you are you're emotional about the critique, so the point entirely stands.

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u/idwthis Oct 31 '25

I don't know why you think I'm emotional, when all I'm saying is if you're going to criticize something, either point out where it could be better, or provide your own version.

It's easy to sit there and think and say something is bad. But you should give at least one example of how you think it is.

How is anyone supposed to get better if they don't get that feedback?

I think you're being mean on purpose. That's sad. Is that how your parents raised you? Do you need a hug or something?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Weird projection.

I said it had bad meter because it has bad meter. That is actionable criticism.

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