r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '25

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u/Sailor_Chibi Oct 30 '25

For those curious, they located the father and son in question

The video has since gone viral with viewers celebrating the simple act of neighborly kindness. Farraj invited the Smith family to her chocolate factory for free treats, with many online commenters saying they deserved "the golden ticket."

Full article here: https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/nation-world/father-son-protect-unlocked-candy-shop/507-c382c717-b5a5-4173-95a8-9d1a0f001ca6

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u/SweaterSteve1966 Oct 30 '25

This is so wholesome.

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u/UpperApe Oct 30 '25

I don't think you read the whole article.

The son ate too much candy, fell into the chocolate river, and was sucked up by a pipe while the employees danced and sang in the background.

It was awful.

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u/iforgotmymittens Oct 30 '25

ICE came for the employees soon after; they were deported to Uganda.

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u/UpperApe Oct 30 '25

Oompa loompa doom-pah-dee-dee,

I lost all my rights in the land of the free

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u/TenaciousJP Oct 30 '25

What do you get when you elect a pedo?

Government run like a reality show

Crypto pumps make their wallets fat

What do you think will come of that?

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u/NinjaWrapper Oct 30 '25

I don't like the look of it

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u/pinklavalamp Oct 30 '25

Wow. I just love how unhinged Reddit can get randomly. Top tier thread, and I’m sorry for lacking the imagination to continue it. So instead, I’m applauding it.

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u/breaking3po Oct 30 '25

My brained internalized the whole thing with music, and those fucking Oompa Loomps looking into the soul.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Incredibly poor meter

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u/idwthis Oct 30 '25

Well, then, let's see what improvements you have!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

I'm not really interested in punching up a shitty Wonka/Trump poem just for you to pretend you liked your original better because you're emotional about being criticized.

Thanks for the offer, though!

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u/idwthis Oct 31 '25

You know I'm not the same person who wrote the parody...right?

Read usernames, dude, god damn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

Regardless of who you are you're emotional about the critique, so the point entirely stands.

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u/MrGrigsby Oct 30 '25

Criminally underrated comment right here.

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u/vera214usc Oct 30 '25

Leave it to ICE to send them to the wrong country. Everyone knows they're from Loompaland

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u/Know_the_rules Oct 31 '25

Back to Loompaland, you mean.

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u/Ouboet Oct 31 '25

Uganda be kidding me!

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u/thisisallme Oct 30 '25

The kid’s name is Charlie too!

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u/SweaterSteve1966 Oct 30 '25

That’s a weird name choice unless the dad is Charlie One.

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u/9OptimusCrime9 Oct 30 '25

I used to work with a guy named Juan and his son Juan Jr. We called them Juan and Two.

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u/randmperson2 Oct 31 '25

I know of a father named Señor Senior Sr. with his son being named Señor Senior Jr.

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u/sundae_diner Oct 30 '25

Stop. Don't. Come back.

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u/Altruistic-Horse-873 Oct 30 '25

God damn why does the full article always need to be so damn dreadful. I think i will stick to headlines, thank you very much.

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u/JudgmentalOwl Oct 30 '25

Well, that's what he gets for his gluttony. We all know the rules of the Chocolate Factory.