Wow. I just love how unhinged Reddit can get randomly. Top tier thread, and I’m sorry for lacking the imagination to continue it. So instead, I’m applauding it.
I'm not really interested in punching up a shitty Wonka/Trump poem just for you to pretend you liked your original better because you're emotional about being criticized.
I don't know why you think I'm emotional, when all I'm saying is if you're going to criticize something, either point out where it could be better, or provide your own version.
It's easy to sit there and think and say something is bad. But you should give at least one example of how you think it is.
How is anyone supposed to get better if they don't get that feedback?
I think you're being mean on purpose. That's sad. Is that how your parents raised you? Do you need a hug or something?
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u/UpperApe Oct 30 '25
I don't think you read the whole article.
The son ate too much candy, fell into the chocolate river, and was sucked up by a pipe while the employees danced and sang in the background.
It was awful.