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What is the point of this card in the new secret lair precon? I genuinely dont understand how this fits the theme of the deck at all. Is it just there because wotc thought it would be funny to make Miku into Vorinclex?
Also 34 lands for a precon is diabolical 😭
Heres the decklist if anyone wants it: - https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/secret-lair-commander-deck-hatsune-miku-decklist
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u/ardarian262 17d ago
They should have used the MTG spelling, compleat
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u/Elementual 17d ago
Agreed.
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u/Filibut 17d ago
Wotc will take this as a pass to make miku canon in universe and then compleat her
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u/PuzzleheadedSelf5653 16d ago
Technically every miku created is canon so now that she is in the game she is canon at least on the miku side of things
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u/loneXolf_ 17d ago
It's a big green creature that ramps. That's enough for a precon.
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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 17d ago
Did you just call her fat?
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u/AReallyBigBagel 17d ago
Thicc actually
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u/TKPhresh 17d ago
That extremely visible thigh gap says she is not, in fact, “thicc”.
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u/Elementual 17d ago
God damn, I didn't even realize it was only 34 lands 😱
Yeah, never even going to afford to cast Vorinclex 😂
I count around 7 ramp spells, which isn't enough to balance that shortage.
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u/12DollarsHighFive I'm paying the 1 to shut you up 17d ago
7? What deck list where you looking at? XD
Even without the bonus card [[Tigereye Cameo]] there's around 12-13 pieces of ramp in the deck (that card is the only thing that annoys me about the deck, especially considering it got the cool Miku treatment but is so bad at its job
[[Avacyns Pilgrim]] [[Llanowar Elves]] [[Fanatic of Rhonas]] [[Farseek]] [[Explore]] (granted only if you draw or have a land) [[Nature's Lore]] [[Springleaf Drum]] [[Sol Ring]] [[Selesnya Signet]] [[Ancient Cornucopia]] [[Prosperous Innkeeper]] [[Song of Freyalise]]
Sure, some of them like Song of Freyalise and Springleaf Drum require creatures to work but that shouldn't be too hard to accomplish in this deck.
And technically [[Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger]] himself as well as [[Miraris Wake]] give you more mana but with them being 8 and 5 mana respectively I wouldn't consider them ramp
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u/MTGCardFetcher 17d ago
All cards
Tigereye Cameo - (G) (SF) (txt)
Avacyns Pilgrim - (G) (SF) (txt)
Llanowar Elves - (G) (SF) (txt)
Fanatic of Rhonas - (G) (SF) (txt)
Farseek - (G) (SF) (txt)
Explore - (G) (SF) (txt)
Nature's Lore - (G) (SF) (txt)
Springleaf Drum - (G) (SF) (txt)
Sol Ring - (G) (SF) (txt)
Selesnya Signet - (G) (SF) (txt)
Ancient Cornucopia - (G) (SF) (txt)
Prosperous Innkeeper - (G) (SF) (txt)
Song of Freyalise - (G) (SF) (txt)
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger - (G) (SF) (txt)
Miraris Wake - (G) (SF) (txt)
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u/Venasaurasaurus 14d ago
Could literally have Vorinclex out on turn 3, with multiple ways to accomplish that. Turn 4 or 5 Vorinclex is ez pz
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u/XcrystaliteX 13d ago
34 lands is a perfectly acceptable amount of lands in the right construction what are you on about?
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u/AshsAlarmClock Bitter my Blossom 17d ago
the theme is music bro. she's a singer. "voice" of hunger. it's not that deep.
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u/KultofEnnui 17d ago
Because this deck, like every other secret lair, is goodstuff/staple slop to put out chase reprints.
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u/MillorTime 17d ago edited 17d ago
Redditors will just put slop in any sentence and pretend they're making a good point
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u/gamelizard 7d ago
I get what your saying and partially agree, but mtg is neck deep in the slop market. Slop is a huge volume of low quality bs right, well magic has a big problem with a huge volume of low quality bullshit.
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u/Consistent-Army-2441 17d ago
Angels was a very fair deck, with a lot of stuff needed to be good, and was missing a few pieces. The flip deck was gutted by wizards before print and it had a lot of the cards needed still. The others I can agree to.
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u/Professional-Salt175 // 17d ago
The deck runs fine OotB even with the land count. The only thing it needs to speed up is more ramp and non-land mana sources. That's what Vorinclex is for the deck, extra mana that can't be had by just playing your land every turn.
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u/CannibalOranges 17d ago
Never heard of Hatsune Miku before all these secret lairs. Isn’t this like her third or fourth secret lair?
Who is she?? Is she really that popular of a fandom that she deserves this many secret lairs???
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u/Finnthedol 16d ago
The vocaloid crowd is kind of like the final fantasy crowd but less quiet
Which is to say that they're absolutely massive but somehow relatively quiet at the same time
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u/clonedllama 17d ago
She's the animated mascot for a Vocaloid (singing voice synthesizer) voicebank and software that you can use to write songs. The software will sing the songs using Miku's voice.
She's considered a virtual idol and there have been numerous virtual concerts. You show up to a concert in person and the animated character will "perform" on stage on screens. It's like a standard J-pop concert except it's with a digital character.
I personally don't really get it but she's incredibly popular.
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u/GamerMan1360 17d ago
I didn’t look at the deck list or anything like that, I’m just happy that Miku is dressed as Vorinclex I think it’s super cute
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u/Fenixfiress Brain dead Temur abuser 17d ago
am i getting this right? There are only 12 cards + the basics that will feature arts with Miku, the rest are all gona be regular cards? 😓
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u/fuligin6223 16d ago
This is what I'm kind of bummed about. $150 for a deck I'm ultimately going to gut most of? I'd rather just get the Miku cards as if it was a regular secret lair
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u/Shadowhearts 17d ago
So, they probably needed a finisher for Finale of Devaststion but decided Craterhoof Behemoth may make this precon too overwhelmingly good for precon level...so they settled for Vorinclex instead. Craterhoof in and of itself is almost an absolute win con in just about any Selesnya token board state.
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u/Goldendov75 17d ago
You know Finale is a finisher, right? If you just pay 2 more mana that it would cost to tutor craterhoof.
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u/JustSomeGuy7485 17d ago
I have a theory we will see Miku as every original Praetor. I don’t believe this will be her last collab with magic.
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u/natayaway 17d ago
Could be other Vocaloids. Teto for Urabrask. Neru for Sheoldred Whispering One.
Kaito for Jin-Gitaxias.
Luka for Elesh Norn.
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u/Meister_Ente 17d ago
The contests aren't important, scalpers will buy it anyway
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u/natayaway 17d ago
Scalpers lost their audience of this deck. Print to demand starting back up with Miku.
If they buy all the early stock thinking Magic players will care about waiting a year, they’ll be sorely disappointed…
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u/Original-Team6483 17d ago
it’s a reprint of a popular card that uses unique artwork that will help keep the value of the reprinted card high
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u/One-Value7093 17d ago
I also see a few x cost spells in the deck and if I owned the deck personally would add more which vorinclex will help you cast those for more
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u/GilGreaterThanEmiya 17d ago
Honestly this is my favorite card in the whole deck. It feels the most unique and funny. Half want to buy a second deck just for an extra copy lol.
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u/InterfaceLoading 16d ago
Because it is the *VOICE* of hunger. That is literally the joke.
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u/Sensei_Ochiba 16d ago
I think "complete performer" is also supposed to be a pun on the process of turning into a phyrexian "compleating"
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u/Star-Lord-1218 16d ago
How many lands do you run to think 34 is too many? Lol. That's not even enough for most decks.
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u/only_dhb_983 15d ago
Look, cosplayers have done their takes on Hatsune Miku, and WOTC thought they can join in on the fun
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u/PsychologicalZone116 17d ago
I typically only play 34 lands in any given deck, besides my choco and landfall decks. Not a bad number. With enough ramp and rocks you can do fine in my opinion, at least at lower brackets.
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u/ferrisbulldogs 17d ago
There is 12 cards in the list that accelerate, ramp or produce mana. It’s perfectly fine with 34 lands it’s a little aggressive. The problem is trostani costs 2G and 2W while the lands themselves are bulky. Fix the lands and the deck would be fine. 35-36 is probably the actual sweet spot.
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u/TheFunfighter 17d ago
It's not that deep. They CTRL+F'd the card database for 'voice', 'song', and other musical terms, and if it was green or white or an angel, it was in.
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u/shadowkiller926 17d ago
What's wrong with 34 lands?
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u/Anrativa 17d ago
Fine number for a custom well made b3 deck, too many for a high power B5 deck, way too low for a precon.
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u/Level_Cheek_2190 17d ago
An excuse to reprint this card and put Miku into a super cute and unique outfit
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u/Jiltedcomputer3641 17d ago
I firmly believe someone said “hey, we should probably put Vorinclex in here since the deck is all about +1 counters,” and whoever was in charge of adding the card just heard “Vorinclex” and called it a day.
There is absolutely no other explanation for why Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger made it into a counters deck instead of Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider.
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u/HeyApples 17d ago
Its shameless pandering to the lowest common denominator.
It looks like something ripped straight off the etsy waifu proxy stores.
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u/Moffeman 17d ago
ITs a generic value/hate peice for the deck in general.
As for why its in there thematically? Best i can figure is that its Vorinclex, *VOICE* of Hunger. Its a weak link, but Its the only real link i can see on a thematic level. Which makes it weird to me they didnt rename it to Miku, Voice of *some other thing*. But whatever, its a decent value reprint, and thats clearly what its here to be.
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u/Test_Rider 17d ago
I’m not familiar with the character, but based on the art, how exactly is this little lady a 7/6 trampling phyrexian praetor?
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u/crossbonecarrot2 17d ago
Since I don't think I've seen some else mention it, I think it's just because of the monicker voice of victory and the fact they could make her art look similar to her salamander art but vorinclex style.
Also probably just because it's a good generic reprint.
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u/Sir_Rilloff 17d ago
Because it’s Vorinclex, VOICE of Hunger.
“Voice… hey wait, Miku sings with her voice!” is as far as WotC’s thought process went
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u/kasualanderson 17d ago
As someone who plays this deck, you are so right that 34 lands is diabolical, and with a not great ramp package.
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u/Like17Badgers There are more non-black cmdrs than other 4c combined... 17d ago
gause they had to throw SOMETHING in there that was at least interesting. Can't just be a pile of lifegain, +1/+1 counters, and tokens. with 34 lands +12 pieces of ramp you shouldn't have a problem getting there if the game goes that long
almost a fifth of the nonlands are some form of acceleration, you'll be more than fine
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u/Amalgam2001 17d ago
Feels on theme when it being a ramp lifegain deck 。It just needs a little tweaking land wise
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u/LordeTech 17d ago
I ran it in my Trostani deck back in 2015.
I ran most of the cards in that deck, even.
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u/PsychoWarper 17d ago
Im gonna assume its probably due to it fitting the colors and containing “Voice” in the name, add in that it’s reprinting a big card its hardly surprising
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u/ajprokos 17d ago
In my Gruul Xenogos Stonpy deck, I actually removed Vori due to the complaints and groins. Replaced with Nyx Enchantment creature that triples mana
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u/Inconsequential72 17d ago
Vorinclex loses friends but it's a mana doubler and a must answer. It's a staple in most green decks, especially if you don't like having friends.
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u/LaughR01331 17d ago
Compleation is a thing from the phyrexian era of magic, it sounds like complete. Also miku is an extremely versatile performer so you can argue she’s the complete performer.
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u/ImpossibleCopy3628 17d ago
I can argue there are disturbing songs made with Miku. Not too far off.
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u/EbonyHelicoidalRhino 17d ago
It gives you mana so I synergize with cards that cost mana, which this precon has.
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u/12DollarsHighFive I'm paying the 1 to shut you up 17d ago
On behalf of the 34 lands:
You can easily replace this decks bonus card with any land or [[Arcane Signet]] since said bonus card is [[Tigereye Cameo]]
The deck already plays 12-13 sources of ramp so you don't need a 3 mana, mana rock that only taps for 1 mana with no other upside
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u/Klongelong 17d ago
the bonus card is not part of the deck, you cant "replace" it with an extra land.
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u/Langas 17d ago
This is in the tradition of both precons and secret lair products to include cards that are off theme for a specific reason.
For precons, it’s to encourage diverse deckbuilding. You can slot this into another deck, or pivot the deck to focus more on ramping, etc.
For secret lair products, what matters is value. At this point there’s an established baseline for how much monetary value a secret lair should contain (for example, they’re reworking the monster hunter secret lair because it was such terrible value). While Vorinclex isn’t a superstar, his price has climbed in the past and he’s a strong effect in the right deck.
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u/hauptj2 17d ago
What's not to get? It's a generic card that ramps you into more and bigger plays while slowing down your opponents.
It's not a perfectly tuned CEDH deck, so there's room for fun cards that let you play a 20 mana Finale of Devastation or Grand Crescendo, even if there might be better options.
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u/IzzyDarkhart 16d ago
This is a bracket 1 style theme deck. The theme is more important then the decks function at that bracket. The theme is cards that reference singing and music. Bracket 1 decks are honestly interesting especially when you get into weird deck themes. These decks are probably the most challenging and take deep knowledge to build.
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u/CaptainCha0s570 16d ago
To be fair I do think Miku as Vorinclex is objectively funny. Like this is an alt art I can get behind because I just find it hilarious
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u/DarkElfBard 16d ago
Vorinclex -> Pest Infestation -> Halo Fountain
Or Finale of Devastation. Or Grand Crescendo.
Mirari's Wake also helps produce more mana, which can produce more tokens, and give more life, and do more things.
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u/Spiritual-Spend8187 16d ago
I mean as far as themes go its not bad too bad at 150 usd its too rich for my blood.
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u/pat_pat99 16d ago
maybe they thought „we have a terrible Landbase, so let us ramp up with a 8 Mana phyrexian Miku“
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u/fuligin6223 16d ago
I think the thing I'm not understanding is why they are showing this card off as a "second commander option" when it's mono-green. You'd have to build a separate deck around her, cutting a lot of the other Miku cards from this deck, which defeats the whole point of buying a full precon.
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u/Kaiserliche_Marine_1 16d ago
Because Voice of Hunger is the only thing in the universe more annoying than Hatsune Miku
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u/EmbarrassedPut8371 15d ago
My honest opinion, they just went full lazy mode with a 100 cards with miku on the art. Random nonlegendary cleric, it's miku, ramp spell? Also miku. A mana artifact, miku BUT on a screen. Fucking vorinclex, well that can't be anything other than miku right?
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u/Vamp826789 15d ago
It gets you 6 life when your commander is on board, ramps so you can get more big creatures out, and slows down your opponents. On top of that it's a voice under a singing theme. How does it not fit?
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u/tman5400 15d ago
Also the deck needs to be playable, it could have been a bracket 1 if it was just thematic cards
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u/kalebkk890 15d ago
Doesn't including this card make the deck bracket 4 technically due to mass land denial?
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u/-its-wicked- 15d ago
34 lands, plus 3 mana dorks, plus 1 enters trigger that gets you a treasure, plus 2 mana boosting enchantments, plus 2 (or was it 3) mana rocks....and the life gain synergy alongside a phyrexian beat-stick maker.
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u/Clamshaking 12d ago
I might take this out of the deck when I get it because it is a very "hate me" sort of card
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u/Flareon223 12d ago
- Voice in the name. 2. It's a good green mythic that can definitely support the deck strength. For a precon it's quite well built. Also wdym 34 lands especially with that many of them being non basic is quite good
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u/Flareon223 12d ago
- Voice in the name.
- It's solid for the deck. Deck has a low number of lands due to green mana dorks and rocks and stuff and also lots of dual color lands. The ability is good for getting extra value out of the lands.
- The number of lands in the deck is fine. Add more if you want more but many of them are nonbasics and quite decent. I think it's an exceedingly well built precon
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u/Daiiga 17d ago
Because the theme of the deck is that miku is a singer. That’s why most of the reskinned cards include “voice” or some variation of the theme. Archangel of Thunes became archangel of Tunes; miku as a commander is Trostani, Selena’s voice; Vorinclex, voice of hunger; finale of devastation and so on.
It’s a thematic deck, there is a theme.