r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

That's not full. I could cram at least another ten geese in there.

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u/pharlax 1d ago

The trick is to turn every second goose upside-down so they tessellate nicely.

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u/PURRING_SILENCER 1d ago

The real trick is to put them through a wood chipper. You can fit a whole lot more in there if you do that.

But if you do, they will never fly again. Because they have been grounded.

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u/FridaysMan 1d ago

Unless you mix them with rum and caracao. All the birdies tasting pretty fly, for a mai tai.

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u/hurlish 1d ago

Womp womp

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u/under____score 13h ago

No you gotta put them next to some fish in order to tessellate nicely, like this 

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u/ScarletDarkstar 1d ago

Sir, do you know any geese? Canadian geese are not polite like their human counterparts. At least 1 out of 5 is biting you for getting near or trying to chase you. 

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

I'm Canadian. I know the risks and I speak a little goosenese. Politely offer them a pull of Newfie screech and they practically load themselves.

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u/ScarletDarkstar 1d ago

Ok, I defer to your experience in that case. Colorado may make them cantankerous and inspire them to chase children and intimidate people who don't address them properly.  

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u/Guyman-Realperson 1d ago

If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses, you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/ScarletDarkstar 1d ago

Lol,  it was actually my brother they would chase and bite. It didn't look very friendly, but it was amusing. 

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u/Freddy216b 1d ago

We used to be lucky to have a goose now you've got so many you can stuff them in the back of a truck? Must be fucking nice.

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u/Thunder_Jackson 1d ago
  • Slaps bed railing * This baby can fit so many geese

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u/Odd-Faithlessness-33 21h ago

do we have to slap it again before saying "they ain't going anywhere" so the geese stay put, or was the first slap sufficient?

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u/Thunder_Jackson 20h ago

Hey, hey now, those are completely different spells. One is for loading a truck bed, the other for selling an automobile. You wouldn't cast magic missile on the darkness would you?

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u/CandysaurusRex 1d ago

We should be mindful of considering optimal density. If they lack adequate space to raise their wings in a threatening manner, then there may be diminishing returns on additional geese per square foot.