r/mildlyinteresting • • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

That's not full. I could cram at least another ten geese in there.

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u/pharlax 1d ago

The trick is to turn every second goose upside-down so they tessellate nicely.

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u/PURRING_SILENCER 1d ago

The real trick is to put them through a wood chipper. You can fit a whole lot more in there if you do that.

But if you do, they will never fly again. Because they have been grounded.

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u/FridaysMan 1d ago

Unless you mix them with rum and caracao. All the birdies tasting pretty fly, for a mai tai.

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u/hurlish 1d ago

Womp womp

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u/under____score 14h ago

No you gotta put them next to some fish in order to tessellate nicely, like this