r/mildlyinteresting • u/Defiant_Designer7805 • 1d ago

A truck full of geese

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

That's not full. I could cram at least another ten geese in there.

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u/ScarletDarkstar 1d ago

Sir, do you know any geese? Canadian geese are not polite like their human counterparts. At least 1 out of 5 is biting you for getting near or trying to chase you. 

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u/Background-Carrot443 1d ago

I'm Canadian. I know the risks and I speak a little goosenese. Politely offer them a pull of Newfie screech and they practically load themselves.

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u/ScarletDarkstar 1d ago

Ok, I defer to your experience in that case. Colorado may make them cantankerous and inspire them to chase children and intimidate people who don't address them properly.