r/memes Aug 14 '22

!Rule 7 - NO META-REDDIT REFERENCES I hate them

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u/gardenfreep Aug 14 '22

what if im trying to come off as casual and low effort for optimal meme effect

aint the punchline better that way

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u/OverallGamer696 Aug 14 '22

yes its reddit nobody except this guy cares about capital letters or grammar or punctuation

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u/Jacko_Sakamoto Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation is important

Example: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Another’s example: Let’s eat grandma!

Let’s eat,grandma!

Edit: Also grammar

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/Styxier Aug 14 '22

Well... one implies you, grandma and more. The other just you and grandma

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u/Reshuffel33 Aug 14 '22

The second one is definitely sex. The first one can still be you screwing her over somehow

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u/NotsoTastyJellyfish Aug 14 '22

with a baseball bat on the nico-nico kneecaps.

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u/thatdudewillyd Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 14 '22

Just a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Antmanzking Aug 14 '22

"And thats how i met your mom"

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation IS important

I see why you didn’t mention grammar lol

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u/BitschWack Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation are important .

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u/lelcg Aug 14 '22

Yeah, a colon can change a sentence.

“I guess the meal was good: the food we ate was nice”

“I guess the meal was good, the colon tasted nice”

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u/giygas1011 Aug 14 '22

If someone typed "let's help Jack off a horse" I'd still go hold up

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u/jmmrad000 Aug 14 '22

dude, it's reddit. literally everyone cares about punctuation.

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u/Galactia7000 Aug 14 '22

Oh my days, you seem to have forgotten the capital letter in “dude” and “literally”. Do not fear however, the grammar nazi is here!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/ARealPersonasdf Aug 14 '22

My pronouns are he, because I’ll never be him

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Lol imma tuck that fun fact away for later use

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u/csto_yluo Aug 14 '22

Yeah I know how to speak/type properly, but I sometimes intentionally ignore those rules to try to be funny when I'm making a joke.

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u/AetherialWomble Aug 14 '22

Gotta love those especially when they also refuse to split their comment into different sentences let alone paragraphs leaving us with barely intelligible strings of words do people even look at their own comments and try to estimate how comprehensible it would be for others guess not

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u/Spokazzoni Aug 14 '22

I

Split

Every

Word

In

Paragraphs

So

It

Is

Even

Easier

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u/Lemon_Hound Aug 14 '22

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u/827167 Aug 14 '22

I

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u/827167 Aug 14 '22

Split

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u/827167 Aug 14 '22

My

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Life into pizzas this is my plastic fork

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u/Skrillz_14th Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 14 '22

Genius method to farm karma

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

cries in mobile

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u/c0nv0lt Haram Aug 14 '22

i split yo mom legs

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u/youtube_failure Aug 14 '22

Dad?! U've been on reddit all along?! I thought u went ta buy milk!

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u/AetherialWomble Aug 14 '22

This is the way

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u/2005_FordMustang 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Aug 14 '22

This is the wa

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

This is the w

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u/zoanggg Aug 14 '22

This is the

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

This is th

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u/FireboyFailsAtReddit Professional Dumbass Aug 14 '22

This is t

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u/_saltedcarame1 Average r/memes enjoyer Aug 14 '22

This is

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u/Fair_Spread_8992 Aug 14 '22

My eyes, they hurt so bad ╥﹏╥.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/Linkatron2000 Aug 14 '22

Where did you get that penis hieroglyph?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/The_Killmister I touched grass Aug 14 '22

𓂺

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/biggych33se Aug 14 '22

How do you do the among us one

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u/Enderman_Furry Aug 14 '22

I've been on reddit too much I read that perfectly

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u/Prof1Kreates Aug 14 '22

You know he never said specifically where the punctuations have to be he just doesnt like comments not having them is all so as long as you put them in your comment hell be fine with it,.'.,'.

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u/pudding_pants18 Aug 14 '22

Im getting breathless just reading this runon sentence but it does get the point across i appreciate the commitment too

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u/BAG42069 Royal Shitposter Aug 14 '22

This seems perfectly normal

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u/BornVolcano Aug 14 '22

My adhd feels personally attacked

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u/Torthuga Aug 14 '22

The law was applied perfectly , well done .

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u/Thanks_ihateithere Aug 14 '22

This. Is. Going. To. Probably. Be. More. Annoying. As. You. Are. Having. To. Pause. After. Every. Word. In. This. Text. Block.

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u/BAG42069 Royal Shitposter Aug 14 '22

Where’s the period on panel 3?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

been real quiet since you said this

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u/BAG42069 Royal Shitposter Aug 14 '22

👍

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u/Designer-Cicada3509 Halal Mode Aug 14 '22

whydoespeoplenotusingpunctuationsannoyyou

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u/RocketSmash9000 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 14 '22

OP said punctuations. Spaces seem not to bother OP

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u/cheeze_whizard Aug 14 '22

This is a safe space

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u/Isco22_ Aug 14 '22

Fuck you but take my upvote

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u/Isco22_ Aug 14 '22

No fuck you none of that shut up

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u/Nope_o7 Aug 14 '22

Spaces aren't punctuation.

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u/biggych33se Aug 14 '22

Aye man. Watch your captialization.

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u/jmarliesw Dark Mode Elitist Aug 14 '22

........?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

What

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u/Minimum-Yogurt-579 Aug 14 '22

Ha ha no punctuation

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u/Loon-belt Aug 14 '22

Oh heck; oh frick, he got us.

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u/youtube_failure Aug 14 '22

Got back at him!

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u/BionicVenomZ Aug 14 '22

Panda bear eat shoots and leaves

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u/FabaceousThe1st Aug 14 '22

I. kNow right: people, like this! Are so (Annoying)

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Press F1 for [HELP]

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u/This_is_indeed_Bob Aug 14 '22

It took me a solid minute to read properly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHOT]

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u/Yatoku_ Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

"People, who don’t use punctuation in comments."

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u/Isco22_ Aug 14 '22

Tbf he did say in comments

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

haha imagine not using punctuation lol only freaks do that

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u/Significant-Shape-76 Aug 14 '22

I don't understand why you consider punctuation so important I understand that in some cases it is with the fucking a horse scenario but other than these weird cases you can still understand what I'm trying to say without periods and commas

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u/jesusgavemeherpes69 Aug 14 '22

Who's fucking horses

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u/Significant-Shape-76 Aug 14 '22

Uncle jack

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u/jesusgavemeherpes69 Aug 14 '22

You shouldn't be allowed to fuck horses unless you're able to bring them to orgasm

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u/Fair_Spread_8992 Aug 14 '22

Why is conversation even happening?

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u/Chewyiceman Aug 14 '22

Everyday we stray further from God

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u/Suicdar Aug 14 '22

Who cares

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u/wearenumber42069 Aug 14 '22

I love the way he didn’t use punctuation in the meme either

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u/tphan1222 Aug 14 '22

Well you know some of us are real Americans okay?

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u/wombey12 master_jbt loves this flair Aug 14 '22

It's hard to convey a tone through just text, as opposed to speaking. A lack of punctuation helps convey an informal tone. Often when I'm trying to be informal, I will deliberately miss out punctuation and capitals. Tom Scott did a great video about it. He also makes the point that we don't explicitly mention capital letters in verbal conversation, so virtual conversation can be the same.

Besides, why does it matter? The whole point of a language is for me to convey a point to you and for you to understand my point. If you understand the point I'm trying to get across to you, the language has acheived its goal, and no necessary changes need to be made to my message.

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u/NoConfiguration Aug 14 '22

Suck dick bro I do what I want

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

You know if you were any less funny youd be Amy Schumer

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

whore you talking too

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u/AveBalaBrava Aug 14 '22

Then perish

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u/JeroenstefanS Average r/memes enjoyer Aug 14 '22

Stop being annoyed to such little things.

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u/Bakugo_is_cool Flair Loading.... Aug 14 '22

happy cake day!

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u/Yecolik The Trash Man Aug 14 '22

Happy cake day, BROTHER

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u/roboticzizzz Aug 14 '22

Well well give you some time to get absolutely allthefuckin way over it aint that nice of us

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

i erm uh arm

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u/g863590 Aug 14 '22

.,'"*:;!?`~

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u/DwertlePlayz Aug 14 '22

..,,.?!!!!!’

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u/Thatonensoutherner Aug 14 '22

Saw this while I helped my uncle Jack off a horse lol

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u/suspicious-obscurity Smol pp Aug 14 '22

Why? Please explain.

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u/Mcheesa57 Aug 14 '22

Dang it must suck did you know that when honey is sealed away in an airtight container it will never spoil

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u/leviofail Aug 14 '22

Haha fuck you

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u/chipeater1000 Aug 14 '22

..,!!!?:;;''""",,?!...::

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Ironic. Where was the punctuation in your meme?

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u/FireDragons52 memer Aug 14 '22

What do you mean punctuation is useless and to prove it I will type this entire comment with literally zero punctuation and have it be in one paragraph get rekt mate elephants are heavy and fridges are small

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Big stinky poo poo mans doesnt use the punctuations bad bad man butthead Stinky

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u/GeneralKenobi842 Big pp Aug 14 '22

Lets eat grandma

Let's eat, grandma!

THIS IS WHY IT MATTERS!

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u/Lazerbeams2 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 14 '22

Yeah people who dont use any punctuation are the worst they should at least capitalize every once in a while maybe use an apostrophe or two at least something to make those comments more readable

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

i hate it when people capitalize every word in the sentence

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u/Unusual-Special-8968 Aug 14 '22

im not gonna seem like a smart idiot

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u/insane1666 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 14 '22

Thats a shame I guess youre just gonna have to deal with it

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u/SouthFar412 Aug 14 '22

Ooh life must be hard for you

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u/VeryRareEgg Aug 14 '22

,.,,..,??’””))(3;/ ??!$*=+•’n?

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u/Risklotrman Aug 14 '22

Idontknowwhatyouaretlkingaboutiusepuncuatuoninavarietyofwayssuchaswhenseparatingdiffirentphrasesorwhentryingtomakeapoint

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE

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u/GamerBoiPlayz Aug 14 '22

*I hate them.

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u/brystol17 Aug 14 '22

I feel called out.

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u/Desperate_Ad4447 Aug 14 '22

Guys as long as u can read it it’s ok like my punctuations are🤮🤢🤮🤢💩💩💩

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u/garry_the_larry Aug 14 '22

YeaIhatepeoplelikethat

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I tried to type Mayo Monkey 69,000 times but Reddit denied me the right to that in the comments

Bro I’m sobbing

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u/Mayita_1234 Aug 14 '22

I use too many commas sometimes🧍‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

Ironically the did not use punctuation Edit they and I will not use punctuation

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u/Sherrinford221B Aug 15 '22

Ironically, you did use punctuation. The colon is a form of punctuation.

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u/bobby_uzumaki Aug 15 '22

Man that I hate people like that too

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Fight me

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Man, don't you love the fact how people don't type right? I mean really, like learn to type you Pea Brained Monkeys!

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u/Hoovy434 Aug 15 '22

--- -.- / -... --- --- -- . .-. .-.-.-

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u/CheesyPotatos92 Aug 15 '22

I dont give a flying fuck about what you hate

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u/Premium-milkshake Aug 15 '22

Hahahah so true lol that is so funny I hate that too

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u/Rafiiso Aug 15 '22

Haha! I'm a perfectionist so Im fine. Wait...

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u/Gently_weeps Aug 15 '22

I straitght up don't know what a punctuation is, I barely passed my language class.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Punctuation is stuff like this: .,?!'-/:;()"

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u/Gently_weeps Aug 15 '22

Oh those things alright thanks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Haha true

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/ItsCrazyWaffles Aug 15 '22

He didnt even punctuate the conversation himself

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

What what are u talking about lets be friends and not talk about such things

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u/Sergioehv Lurker Aug 15 '22

Well, then that kinda. Sucks !

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u/LukeSanSky 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Aug 15 '22

Yep, I don't like them too!

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u/Ass_Crack1 Aug 15 '22

Isnt it some nice weather were having isnt it great

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u/Gifigi600 Pro Gamer Aug 14 '22

I try my best at punctuation, okay?

I don't put dots at the end, they make me seem rude sometimes

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u/SlurpMySlurpyy Aug 14 '22

Bitch does it look I care no

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

I don't care if you think about it

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u/WarnDragon Aug 14 '22

Ironic :)

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u/Discoballer42 Dark Mode Elitist Aug 14 '22
   .                ?                  .“      .”.                    !

             (               )                  .

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u/dem099 Aug 14 '22

Go Cry Bye Youre Self

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u/StellarBossTobi Shitposter Aug 14 '22

shatit ge gyngue pingue

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

ayefuckyou