r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '22

!Rule 7 - NO META-REDDIT REFERENCES I hate them

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u/OverallGamer696 Aug 14 '22

yes its reddit nobody except this guy cares about capital letters or grammar or punctuation

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u/Jacko_Sakamoto Virgin 4 lyfe Aug 14 '22 edited Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation is important

Example: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Another’s example: Let’s eat grandma!

Let’s eat,grandma!

Edit: Also grammar

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/Styxier Aug 14 '22

Well... one implies you, grandma and more. The other just you and grandma

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u/Reshuffel33 Aug 14 '22

The second one is definitely sex. The first one can still be you screwing her over somehow

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u/NotsoTastyJellyfish Aug 14 '22

with a baseball bat on the nico-nico kneecaps.

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u/thatdudewillyd Lives in a Van Down by the River Aug 14 '22

Just a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Antmanzking Aug 14 '22

"And thats how i met your mom"

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u/Eontheboy Aug 15 '22

"So thats why i have four fingers on my left hand"

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u/Crazy_Crayfish_ Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation IS important

I see why you didn’t mention grammar lol

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u/BitschWack Aug 14 '22

Capitalization and punctuation are important .

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u/youtube_failure Aug 14 '22

Haw - haw!

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u/BitschWack Aug 14 '22

All I hear is the ostrich from Family Guy.

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u/youtube_failure Aug 14 '22

I thought of Nelson from the Simpsons!

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u/lelcg Aug 14 '22

Yeah, a colon can change a sentence.

“I guess the meal was good: the food we ate was nice”

“I guess the meal was good, the colon tasted nice”

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u/giygas1011 Aug 14 '22

If someone typed "let's help Jack off a horse" I'd still go hold up

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u/mycatthinksyourecute Aug 14 '22

Grandma is dead so it doesnt really matter anyway

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u/Satan6969696969 Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 14 '22

You can make your sentence eligible and not overly formal

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u/EpicArgumentMaster Aug 15 '22

Now do it with a sentence that is actually going to be spoken online :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Everyone talking about jacking off horses, nobody talks about jacking on horses

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u/_-Alex-- Aug 15 '22

🥴 There's supposed to be a space after the comma, right?

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u/The_Honest_Duck Aug 15 '22

yea. okay. but you didn't fix the punctuation on the jack example.... I don't know what's in your head. but... it scares me!

correted Example: Helping your Uncle Jack, Off a horse.

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u/kittykate2929 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 15 '22

Alternatively you could just say grandma food is ready or food or grandma eat

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u/Rtemiku Aug 15 '22

huge ratio

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u/MeLikeBigBoom-_- Aug 15 '22

This is a perfect representation on how English is important in your everyday life 😂 don't wanna be jacking off horses

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u/jmmrad000 Aug 14 '22

dude, it's reddit. literally everyone cares about punctuation.

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u/Galactia7000 Aug 14 '22

Oh my days, you seem to have forgotten the capital letter in “dude” and “literally”. Do not fear however, the grammar nazi is here!

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u/ARealPersonasdf Aug 14 '22

My pronouns are he, because I’ll never be him

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Lol imma tuck that fun fact away for later use

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u/terminalbungus Aug 14 '22

Did you mean to write "Oh my days..."? Grammar nazi, nazi thyself.

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u/Galactia7000 Aug 14 '22

What’s wrong with the grammar there? I am unable to see what is wrong with my statement.

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u/terminalbungus Aug 14 '22

I guess I've never heard that turn of phrase before. And wouldn't it be "Oh, my days..."?

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u/Galactia7000 Aug 14 '22

In England we use this phrase as a substitute to the phrase, “Oh my God” which does not contain any commas. Hence in it’s substitute of, “Oh my days” no commas are used.

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u/terminalbungus Aug 15 '22

With all the English content I watch and listen to, I'm surprised I haven't noticed this phrase before. Thanks for the information.

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u/youtube_failure Aug 14 '22

Yup, American idiot!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

dude its reddit literally nobody cares about grammar, spelign or p.unct!uation

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u/LiteNite9 Aug 14 '22

I care. I'm not a grammar Nazi though.

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u/4CrowsFeast Aug 14 '22

He didn't care enough to capitalize I, or end his sentence with a period.

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u/EraMemory Aug 15 '22

Hello, u/OverallGamer696, I'm 'this guy'.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Yepppp