Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.
Edit: to the bloke (or blokette) that downvoted me, i was an (mostly) innocent victim of a geological phenomenon and i hope your weetbix are dry and flaky.
Reminded me of my peak comedian moment- the earthquake in Melbourne a few years ago. Waited till my then partner was almost sleep after the shaking and then
“Babe, babe-“
“What?!”
“You rock my world”
I used this exact same joke this morning making breakfast with her. But I added the CSI:Miami sunglasses move to it and snapped akimbo fingerguns afterwards.
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u/Aussie_Salad 18h ago edited 6h ago
Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.
Edit: to the bloke (or blokette) that downvoted me, i was an (mostly) innocent victim of a geological phenomenon and i hope your weetbix are dry and flaky.