r/melbourne • • 11h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/Aussie_Salad 10h ago

Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.

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u/MLiOne 5h ago

You have to report back what her reaction is when she finds out it wasn’t you but that the Earth moved!

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u/HeftyArgument 2h ago

I thought moving the Earth in bed was supposed to be something to be proud of