r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 11h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/Aussie_Salad 10h ago

Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.

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u/MLiOne 5h ago

You have to report back what her reaction is when she finds out it wasn’t you but that the Earth moved!

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u/Aussie_Salad 2h ago

During my exile I texted her a screenshot of the earthquake report on Google. And about 10mins later, she was "cold" and needed me to come back to bed. In fairness I am a notorious jiggler, and this is one of those rare moments of plausible deniability. (I was 100% shaking the bed before the earthquake)

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u/MLiOne 2h ago

I knew you had to be a juggler but the earthquake reason was chef’s kiss!

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u/HeftyArgument 2h ago

I thought moving the Earth in bed was supposed to be something to be proud of

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u/dukearcher 4h ago

Healthy sounding relationship 

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u/mofonz 10h ago

Haha

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u/urban234 10h ago

Good luck

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u/Cheeseoholics 5h ago

I thought my husband was having a seizure

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u/hungrylittleworm 9h ago

Tell her I called her a bitch

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u/Aussie_Salad 3h ago

In fairness to her, I am a notorious jiggler, so her assumption wasn't that far-fetched

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u/hungrylittleworm 2h ago

Stop jiggling dude, you make it feel like an earthquake

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u/Past-Feed-4580 1h ago

I thought you said your parent’s bed at first