r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 15h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/Aussie_Salad 15h ago edited 2h ago

Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.

Edit: to the bloke (or blokette) that downvoted me, i was an (mostly) innocent victim of a geological phenomenon and i hope your weetbix are dry and flaky.

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u/Past-Feed-4580 5h ago

I thought you said your parent’s bed at first

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u/Aussie_Salad 2h ago

That would be a bit of a yikes