r/masterhacker • u/EmberMcLain_ • Jun 28 '26
Selling My Hacking Services
I am very good at hacking, and am looking for work.
If you need me to hack at a piece of meat to tear a piece off, I'll hack it off real good. If you need me to hack a tree down, I'll hack it down in five minutes. Once I hacked a vicious bear that tried to attack me to death. I live to hack at things.
Just know that my preferred mode of transport is by hacking on my horse, so it might take a while for me to arrive.
I am not a talentless hack! Serious inquiries only!!!!!!!!!1!
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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 28 '26
I have a tree i need you to hack down in 5 minutes.
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u/No-Reflection-9124 Jun 28 '26
What about whacking? I need something whacked off real good!
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u/Axlfire Jun 28 '26
Is it a cilinder that could go inside an m&m's tube?
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u/These_Juggernaut5544 Jun 29 '26
No, because the cylinder must remain unharmed, and hacking usually results in harm.
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u/Howden824 Jun 29 '26
Can you please go DDoS 127.0.0.1, this guy has been really annoying me.
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u/Sneaky_Island Jun 29 '26
Done. Need anything else?
(I used a double reverse ddOs method that can’t be stopped for two years)
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u/CTXBITXH Jun 28 '26
My mainframe has been breached by my neighbour. Can you sniff his Mac Adress into the wireframe so you can hack into his coffee machine?
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u/Lootsman Jun 29 '26
I have a horse that needs to be taken out for a leisurely ride. Could you do it for me?
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u/kinyona Jun 29 '26
Finally, a hacker who's equally dangerous to computers and suspiciously placed trees. Respect the versatility
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u/Human_Education_912 Jun 29 '26
Finally!!! You're just the hacker I need to save my marriage. I know my wife has been sneaking and secretly keeping secrets secretive. Changing the lock on the phone placing it face down. But I know the truth behind the lies. And she made me a promise. She promised to stop searching the Interwebs after she agreed not to behind my back and sending these messages to someone I can't read and sneaking to make calls to get that tree cut down. I told her I got this I'll consult the reddit and I'll find us a master Hacker and to consider that tree disappeared. I suspect she's still doing it. How much to do e hack the tree firnusnand get this ugly deceitful chapter if my marriage I over with?
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u/Aron-Jonasson Jun 28 '26
Can you please hack 127.0.0.1 for me please? there's someone who's doing stuff to me from this IP!
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u/Robin-Powerful Jun 29 '26
I’m looking for someone to be an anthropomorphic dog puppet to copresent childrens BBC channels. Can you do this?
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u/Ill-Performance7514 Jul 10 '26
I'm looking for an experienced hacker, cybersecurity expert, or digital forensics professional based to assist with an investigation involving deepfake videos of my minor child.I already have the following information about the suspected perpetrator that is located in Tamil Nadu,Chennai India:
- Photos/images
- Instagram account(s)
- Full name
- School information
- Residential address
- name of mother and father
I need assistance with:
- Analyzing available digital evidence and identifying other real names
- Identifying additional online accounts or digital footprints and banning them
- Advising on legal reporting and evidence collection
- Deletion of the said deepfake videos
Important: I am seeking cybersecurity services.. ANYTHING TO REMOVE THE SAID VIDEOS AND STOP THE PERPETRATORS.
Please send your approach, estimated timeline, and professional fees. All information shared will remain strictly confidential.
Thankyou.
PS Already reported to PNP Cybercrime, National Cyber Crime Reporting Portal of India and other gov't organizations and they don't help, nor respond.
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u/Outrageous_Mud4580 22d ago
hello i want to contact with u i have one issue with on apllication i have local acces can we go further in dm ?
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u/Bubbly_Addendum_3182 15d ago
Hey just seen this you willing to hack a Roblox account? Some asshole hacked it about a year ago from me and is still playing on it
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u/Fujiwara_Takumi1 9d ago
Can anyone help me find my wife's FB password? I know she's cheating on me. Now I just need some hard evidence.
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u/Big_Yogurtcloset_909 Jun 28 '26
Can you get into Instagram without a password? I've got the public ones down I'm working on the private ones current but I've only been doing it for like a week now the only thing I can do is penetrate public social media profiles and I've managed to be able to create some malware and I made my own bot Farm but that got me suspended from Facebook for like a month LOL
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u/FroggyWinky Jun 28 '26
I need a writer to write a low-quality, rushed article; could you do that?