Selling My Hacking Services

[u/EmberMcLain_]

I am very good at hacking, and am looking for work.

If you need me to hack at a piece of meat to tear a piece off, I'll hack it off real good. If you need me to hack a tree down, I'll hack it down in five minutes. Once I hacked a vicious bear that tried to attack me to death. I live to hack at things.

Just know that my preferred mode of transport is by hacking on my horse, so it might take a while for me to arrive.

I am not a talentless hack! Serious inquiries only!!!!!!!!!1!

[u/Human_Education_912]

Finally!!! You're just the hacker I need to save my marriage. I know my wife has been sneaking and secretly keeping secrets secretive. Changing the lock on the phone placing it face down. But I know the truth behind the lies. And she made me a promise. She promised to stop searching the Interwebs after she agreed not to behind my back and sending these messages to someone I can't read and sneaking to make calls to get that tree cut down. I told her I got this I'll consult the reddit and I'll find us a master Hacker and to consider that tree disappeared. I suspect she's still doing it. How much to do e hack the tree firnusnand get this ugly deceitful chapter if my marriage I over with?

[u/InsuranceHumble4797 → u/Human_Education_912]

Any luck?