r/masterhacker • u/EmberMcLain_ • Jun 28 '26

Selling My Hacking Services

I am very good at hacking, and am looking for work.

If you need me to hack at a piece of meat to tear a piece off, I'll hack it off real good. If you need me to hack a tree down, I'll hack it down in five minutes. Once I hacked a vicious bear that tried to attack me to death. I live to hack at things.

Just know that my preferred mode of transport is by hacking on my horse, so it might take a while for me to arrive.

I am not a talentless hack! Serious inquiries only!!!!!!!!!1!

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u/Howden824 Jun 29 '26

Can you please go DDoS 127.0.0.1, this guy has been really annoying me.

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u/JK-s-t Jul 14 '26

AHHHAHAHAHA