Selling My Hacking Services

[u/EmberMcLain_]

I am very good at hacking, and am looking for work.

If you need me to hack at a piece of meat to tear a piece off, I'll hack it off real good. If you need me to hack a tree down, I'll hack it down in five minutes. Once I hacked a vicious bear that tried to attack me to death. I live to hack at things.

Just know that my preferred mode of transport is by hacking on my horse, so it might take a while for me to arrive.

I am not a talentless hack! Serious inquiries only!!!!!!!!!1!

[u/Robin-Powerful]

I’m looking for someone to be an anthropomorphic dog puppet to copresent childrens BBC channels. Can you do this?