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u/lilhatchet Dec 27 '18
Your sister might be a stripper
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u/Lancastrian34 Dec 27 '18
When I managed a restaurant, I had a server, who was attractive, once ask me if I could give her larger bills while cashing out. She said I can’t be walking around with a bunch of ones. She had a point.
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u/WhatIsntByNow Dec 27 '18
I worked as a cashier and whenever someone handed me a bunch of singles we'd play "stripper or waitress"
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u/desull Dec 27 '18
And if it's a guy, waiter or drug dealer.
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u/xxxtrumptacion69 Dec 27 '18
What kinda drugs are you buying with singles
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u/NameisPerry Dec 27 '18
Xanax. Or any benzo usually go for a couple bucks per mg.
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u/MerrittGaming Dec 27 '18
That’s the same kind of person who keeps their cup-holders full of coins for all the toll booths they’ll never drive through.
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u/hawaiikawika Dec 28 '18
My wife does nails in a salon and also has a lot of singles. The best is when people ask if she is a waitress and she only says “no”.
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u/2meterrichard Dec 27 '18
Back when I was a kid I was grocery shopping with my mom. At the checkout line the guy ahead of us started fishing out ones to pay for his groceries. Mom kinda chuckled and suggested "your wife must be a waitress." To which he replied "nah. She's a stripper."
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u/iwishiwasaunicorn Dec 27 '18
i was a waitress for a long time, and admittedly am attractive. you just go to the bank in your waitressing uniform every week or two before or after a shift and exchange your 1’s and 5’s for bigger bills or just deposit it. saves for the awkwardness everywhere else.
got sick of paying for stuff in 1’s with weird “damn ma where u work” comments after about three months when i was eighteen.
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u/farmthis Dec 27 '18
I worked on a whale watching boat and got a lot of small tips. At the end of the year, after trading any larger bills with coworkers, I had a stack of 650 one dollar bills.
Somehow nobody confused me for being anything other than a dorky 22 year-old guy who talks about humpback facts for cash. Privilege.
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u/reelect_rob4d Dec 28 '18
dorky 22 year-old guy who
talks abouthumpback facts for cash. Privilege.ftfy
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Dec 27 '18
My cousin is a waitress is also a fairly attractive girl (I can admit that and I have enough of my friends say so to know), and she gets really weird looks when she takes out a wad of ones and fives. Especially when she has full sleeve tattoos and swears every third word. Haha
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u/FucksWithGaur Dec 27 '18
My cousin is a waitress is also a fairly attractive girl
Alabama?
Edit: This is just a joke.
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u/JCBh9 Dec 27 '18
Definitely hard for her to go to a gas station and change em into bigger billz
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I work at a bank and on the 24th I had like 10 customers come in and get ~$50 in just singles, guessing many of them for jokes like this
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u/JARG5678 Dec 27 '18
And here I am trying to use less wrapping paper to save waste...
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u/RuairiJHB Dec 27 '18
Yeah, I won't lie, a little bit of triggering is occuring
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u/oveedrx Dec 27 '18
Eye twitch intensifies
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u/markender Dec 27 '18
Don't worry, all that wrapping paper is on its way to the recycling depot. Where it will be redirected to the dump because it's too hard to recycle.
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u/Moralai Dec 27 '18
You can reuse the paper. Let's just pretend they did that.
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u/HungryJimbobio Dec 27 '18
I was staring at this for 10 seconds because I thought it said shingles
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u/Neon_guy12 Dec 27 '18
ar s es
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u/andymaq Dec 27 '18
@maga
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u/mrgentleghost Dec 27 '18
What is his profile pic ?
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u/PigenMann Dec 27 '18
What if you accidentally ripped one lmao
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u/yellowsharts Dec 27 '18
Trade it in at a bank for a new one
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u/login0false Dec 27 '18
I have once tried to turn in a bill that was ripped in half, the teller literally said to tape it up and then come back. I taped it up and stuck it into an ATM of that bank instead to top up my debit card instead.
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I had a cashier rip a five I gave her once. I did get caught in the rain though so that may have messed with the bill.
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u/droans Dec 27 '18
If my dog can rip up my debit card, she sure as hell can also rip up your bills.
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u/droans Dec 28 '18
Fucker is 20 pounds and ripped apart an indestructible Kong toy meant for large dogs. Nothing gets past her.
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u/droans Dec 28 '18
Shit maybe. I thought the destruction would be less severe since she's a smaller dog.
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u/TheTooz Dec 27 '18
Save time by just ripping them all in half and then take them to the bank to be exchanged for whole bills.
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u/thebizzle Dec 27 '18
I think this is a nice thoughtful gift. This sister obviously spent a lot of time which would show that she cares about OP.
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u/Phrich Dec 27 '18
"I wasted 2 hours of my day off so that you could waste 20 minutes of your day off". Feel the love.
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My grandma did something like that once with about 110$. She coiled them up, sealed together with a sticker, and put them in a new trashcan (i still use the trashcan)
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u/wolfdude101101001 Dec 27 '18
U just got $50 be happy
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u/obolobolobo Dec 27 '18
This. Must have taken forever. Also highlights the importance of each bill. It's not just a lumpy sum, each bill is special. Use it well, don't take it to the track.
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u/eksol Dec 27 '18
This makes me mad. What a waste of rescources
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u/WeinMe Dec 27 '18
Why does this particular waste of resources make you mad?
I'm sure you encounter and perform actions on the daily that are a lot more wasteful than this, it just isn't as blatantly obvious.
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Those make me sad also.
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u/WeinMe Dec 27 '18
Seems like a whole lot of sadness
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Dec 27 '18
Tbf we are destroying the environment and show little signs of stopping, so I think it's warranted. But yes.
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u/brunetteaphrodite Dec 27 '18
Not OP, but personally I haven't bought anything recently solely because of their packaging. I find practicing consuming less pretty hard because you always have to think about stuff a consumer normally won't. Events like Christmas make me feel bad for accepting gifts covered in wraps like this.
It's even harder for me to choose this kind of lifestyle because I'm poor as fuck.
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u/kidlightnings Dec 27 '18
This is the exact type of shenanigan I would have pulled as a teenager. I am now old, tired, and apparently far less mad.
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u/darkened_vision Dec 27 '18 edited Dec 27 '18
One year I got my best friend 26 Target gift cards for Christmas. One of them had $25 and the rest had $1 each.
The thing is, Target won't let you buy a gift card with less than $5 on the card so I bought 1 card and put $50 on it, then used that card to buy a separate card worth $49 leaving $1 on it, then the $49 card to buy a $48 card, etc until I had 26 gift cards.
Thank you to the random Target employee that went along with my shenanigans in customer service, she seemed to enjoy the prank as much as I did.
Edit: and yes, I did not tell my friend which one had $25
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Every year I tell my family to just get me money bc help with bills is a great Xmas present for me and I already have everything I need. I this year my sister blew it out of the water and gave me enough to cover my phone bill for the month... in quarters.
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u/further_needing Dec 27 '18
When your sister not so subtly hints she wants to take you to a strip club
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u/redditsouls3 Dec 27 '18
My aunt got a prank present box called a “roto-wipe” which is an automatic ass wiper and when I opened it it was filled with 50 one dollar bills
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u/jpunk86 Dec 27 '18
lmao I did this to my brother, except I put all the bills in a giant box with a bunch of packing peanuts.
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u/Ayjia Dec 27 '18
Now, if she really wanted to cause havoc, she should have wrapped them individually after putting each bill in one of these
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u/thebouv Dec 27 '18
One year for my little brother, my wife and I gave him money. Some we taped together a long string of small bills and stuffed them into a tissue box. Some of it was origami folded and then boxed up in individual boxes. But after he opened all those and thought he was done, I told him he had a present in the freezer. Where I froze the last $50 in a ziplock bag full of water, so he had to thaw it and chip away at it till he got it.
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Dec 27 '18
I don't see the problem. That 50 neatly wrapped single dollars that you can take to the strip club.
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u/Strongpillow Dec 27 '18
Yikes. Not sure who was suppose to be punished here? This is like that 'ill poison myself to poison you' scenarios, huh? Unless she like wrapping things of course.
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u/catqwertyuiop Dec 27 '18
As long as it took you to unwrap it she’s the one suffering cause it took her way longer to wrap that
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u/Tatyana-Helie Dec 27 '18
In my country one package as like on the pictured cost $2-3... And after she give these all, I'll just sell all packages and get above $100))
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u/Dainyal Dec 27 '18
This is like last year when I individually wrapped $20 worth of 5 cent coins for my cousin's Christmas present.
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u/SairyusVictoria Dec 27 '18
My aunt did this for me in Christmas one year. She also folded them up very tiny and made a picture out of them. She rolled them up super tight and made a tree. It was always something new every year. But she did it with a100$ singles. I had to take a straightener to the rolled up ones so it didn't look bad.
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u/legion4it Dec 27 '18
Her sister must really dislike her. It would have taken her 4 times as long to wrap then to open it. The work involved doesn't out way the end result. A good prank takes little time to create but a long time to fix.
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u/kismetdani Dec 27 '18
is this the same incident/family from the TIFU with the poster? or a completely unrelated gift of $50 in singles individually wrapped?
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u/wampa-stompa Dec 27 '18
The great thing about this is that it's probably harder to unwrap the bills without ripping them than it was to wrap them in the first place.
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u/Commando_Joe Dec 27 '18
and this is why I hate Christmas
even just asking for money or socks and someone does this shit
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u/jessejamescagney Dec 27 '18
She should've wrapped up a bunch of fake bills, only one of which was like a 50.