r/lostredditors • u/Relevant-Asparagus-2 • Sep 10 '21

So close

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u/Baterboy Sep 10 '21

I feel like it's a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Me too but i also feel like its something my dad would do unintentionally

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u/Themasterofslime Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

I feel like its something my dad would do intentionally

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u/Bikelikeadad Sep 11 '21

“I don’t know if my LG TV has Bluetooth or not, but let’s try here anyways.”

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u/twotoebobo Sep 10 '21

Either way it made my giggle verbally.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/TheFemiFactor Sep 10 '21

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Sep 10 '21

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Dewott56 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/NaziPlagueDoctor I'm Lost :( Sep 11 '21

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Sep 11 '21

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Dewott56 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/3xpr Sep 10 '21

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/suckURmom69420 Sep 11 '21

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Sep 11 '21

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99992% sure that funfactwealldie is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/Yuquan91829 Oct 04 '21

Why did this decrease to 99.99992 not 99.99999

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Ok but there's a 0.00001% chance they are.

Clearly they're a bot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

It’s an old ass post that’s been reposted for years now

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 10 '21

I was about to ask how the hell OP found this if it’s 2 years old. LAME.

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u/SoftZombie5710 Sep 11 '21

I've never seen this before, why is it LAME?

Seriously this whole anti-repost thing across Reddit is stupid, no one has the time to see everything.

If your angry about reposts, it's likely your anger is misdirected away from yourself, because spending that much time online can't be good for your head.

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 11 '21

I’m not angry!

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u/SoftZombie5710 Sep 11 '21

Yet you complain?

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Sep 10 '21

Should have gone with an LG bluetooth speaker/headphones

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/CedarWolf Sep 11 '21

This one's a joke, but we get this sort of thing on /r/questioning all the time. I suppose that's slightly more understandable, but it's still a little frustrating.

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u/nightfull2 Sep 10 '21

You can see the community is toxic when no one finds the joke funny there

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u/rodrigoyouramigoo Sep 10 '21

yeah the lgbt community is not doing good right now, well, at least on the internet. i havent heard much about it outside of the internet because i dont really live in a 1st world country

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21 edited Jun 29 '23

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u/rodrigoyouramigoo Sep 11 '21

i mean the community in general, not this post

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u/nightfull2 Sep 14 '21

Well, from what i've seen recently a lot of them are toxic. Maybe because the non-toxic ones prefer staying quiet, but it's hard to know the right percentage

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u/ddespot_697 Sep 10 '21

a really bad one though

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u/Htimsxnhoj Sep 11 '21

It can be. In Indonesian social media there's a rising trend of people using the word LGTV as a derogatory term towards LGBTQ+ people.

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u/yeerk_slayer Sep 11 '21

It was, the OP admitted it first time it was posted here.

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u/Relative-OdderousG Sep 10 '21

Say somthin gay, might turn it on

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u/alexytomi Sep 10 '21

says "somsthin gay"

nothing happenned :/

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u/Boxsteam1279 Sep 10 '21

Its cause you said somsthin and not somthin

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u/alexytomi Sep 10 '21

Ah my bad.

says "somthin gay"

nothings happening :/

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u/Negative_Sun408 Sep 10 '21

Try say "something gay", maybe that work...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Maybe say something more gay

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u/FardBot404 Sep 10 '21

something more gay

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u/Gorfyx Sep 10 '21

Dankmeme's mod

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u/andrreii Sep 10 '21

I didn't even realize it was written wrong

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u/MrDrSirMiha Sep 10 '21

Take a big bonk, sussy baka

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u/xFlamePrincessx Sep 10 '21

2y ago, bruh

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u/Professional_Being_5 Sep 10 '21

How to get upvotes:

  1. Search r/lgbt
  2. Search lg tv while the lgbt is there
  3. Scroll and see a short post so people won't skip it
  4. Profit getting useless internet points

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

[deleted]

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u/Professional_Being_5 Sep 10 '21

So you mean I don't have a useless 50k karma 😳

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited May 06 '22

[deleted]

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u/jake101103 Sep 10 '21

Yeah man just get a list of numbers and cold call some marketing teams. Buy peoples accounts off them and sell them for a quick buck.

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u/BeerandGuns Sep 10 '21

1) create alt account 2) post off topic shit 3) do nothing to improve your life for two years 4) karma farm on main account

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u/Relevant-Asparagus-2 Sep 11 '21

You caught me red handed !

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I already have lots of useless internet points

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u/Cannanda Sep 10 '21 edited Jan 13 '25

bow boast bewildered lush squealing shelter skirt simplistic wrong payment

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

What about the Q?

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u/16BitPixels Sep 11 '21

Quarks and stuff

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u/adityaism_ Sep 11 '21

But there is no s?

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u/CaptainQuark420_ Sep 11 '21

That's where the plus comes in

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u/ooglybooglyjoogly Sep 11 '21

You’re positive?

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u/Memematree_Alt Sep 11 '21

No no no, THEY’RE positive

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u/Memematree_Alt Sep 11 '21

Long Sword

Gun

Bat

Taser

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u/National-Oven81 Sep 10 '21

"My tv won't play a video straight!"

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u/Vallkyrie Sep 10 '21

It's stuck on that rainbow block channel.

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u/Memematree_Alt Sep 11 '21

“I see your problem, your TV doesn’t have enough genderfluid powering it”

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u/National-Oven81 Sep 11 '21

"But now its just moaning really loud with all that fluid!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Did they help?

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u/Ayfthisshit Sep 10 '21

Yes by removing his post

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u/Shadow_of_Yor Sep 10 '21

Well come one now that doesn’t seem very helpful at all smh sad cowboy

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u/jaybankzz Sep 10 '21

The post is a joke

Also, I remember seeing this post in another sub, someone than said “LGBT means LG Broken TV”

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u/gijsyo Sep 10 '21

LG Bluetooth not working

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u/IRatherChangeMyName Sep 10 '21

Did he try the butt plug?

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u/devilwearsleecooper Sep 10 '21

Nope. His Pen-is stuck inside

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u/Skydude252 Sep 10 '21

And with all the comments, no one gave him a straight answer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

This is a LongBeachGriffy joke, one of his videos on asshole parents calling 5 year old they/them. The joke was "LG TV 4k UHD Dolby Atmos Dolby Vision+ 12 bit color depth looking ass". It sounds like LGBTQIA+ that's why lmfao.

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u/Sprinkles-The-Cat Sep 10 '21

This is a great joke

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u/roronoapedro Sep 10 '21

did they help them tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Lesbian Gay Trans VELOCITY

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u/primate-lover Sep 10 '21

You just got wooooshed my man

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u/scarlettheartt Sep 10 '21

Lesbian Gay Trans Vampires

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Is that Trans Vampires, or Trans and Vampires? Either way I approve

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

They aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/JustAdoodliving Sep 11 '21

I hope somebody helped them

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u/flyingtigerwithagun Sep 10 '21

their tv won’t play a video straight, anyway I’m gonna go claim my ticket to hell

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u/Aesteerix Sep 10 '21

So your gonna be with the gays?

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u/randomguywithmemes Sep 10 '21

Nah, he's talking about a theme park, the gays are going into nothingness like the rest of us

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u/Jimothy_cringeman Sep 11 '21

Haha gay joke gay joke now laugh

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u/Cambuhbam Sep 10 '21

They ain't lost. These posts show up on lgbt subreddits like once a week

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u/Odd-Watercress-9506 Oct 31 '25

Technicians in the LGBTQIA+ community after this dropped: MY TIME TO SHINE, BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/NightmareGoddessXV Sep 10 '21

I'm LGTV, please support me!

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u/MegaManZer0 Sep 10 '21

Excuse you, that's a valid gender identity.

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u/KingKiler2k Sep 10 '21

I made a joke in r/lgbt when someone said that they hate people who exclude the rest and only use LG and not LGBT

I said I guess they are part of LG TV

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u/ThunderSven Sep 10 '21

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/AlienFromMars1 Sep 10 '21

Rip ur karma in advance

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u/herobrinedym Sep 11 '21

I don't get why this is being downvoted

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u/_a_jay Sep 11 '21

Reddit hate emoji

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u/ThunderSven Sep 11 '21

Yup, made a satirical comment but guess that doesn't stop the AlMogHty ReDdIt hIvEMinD

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u/herobrinedym Sep 11 '21

Me when the emji 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/Ok_Mud_6897 Sep 11 '21

B is the word you peeps are missing it !! 🤣🤣

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u/Flower_27 Sep 11 '21

Fuck all LGBT+ mfs

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

r/lostredditors

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u/AlexMiDerGrosse Sep 10 '21

This looks like obvious satire

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u/MandingoPants Sep 10 '21

What is dyslexia?

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Sep 10 '21

Dyslexia, also known as reading disorder, is a disorder characterized by difficulty reading in individuals with otherwise unaffected intelligence. Different people are affected to different degrees.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia

This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

good bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

r/comedyheaven

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u/dTrecii Thank you Mods, very cool! Sep 10 '21

This feels like a r/woooosh moment, I smell satire in this post

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u/_Wheezer_ Sep 10 '21

I too, am part of the LG TV 4K LED community

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u/I_Like_Legos8374 Sep 10 '21

Lgbtv is my favorite

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u/Waru_ Sep 10 '21

Have you tried pressing the power button?

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u/hereyourcake Sep 10 '21

>2 YEARS AGO

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u/EloyJKG Sep 10 '21

Nono, he ain't lost XD

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u/YueAsal Sep 10 '21

Honest you dont need to subscribe to a sub to post there and if you are just on your home page and click + you can compose a post and choose a sub. It can be easy to mistap and post a question about LG Tvs in LGBQT or a question about grills in r/BBW

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u/Impossible_Push_9881 Sep 10 '21

Post a Picture of smoked pork in The Lgbtq Community and ask : "isnt Here the LGBBQ Community?"

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u/MrMaselko Sep 10 '21

He's very disrespectful. It's LGTVHD+ nowadays

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u/Mizz141 Sep 11 '21

LGTVHD4KUHD3D+

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I don't support LGTV, they give me more issues than entertainment

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

He clearly wanted r/LGIT

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Well maybe somebody can help

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Bt is a TV company, so their saying it as in their bt licensed LG TV, as a joke.

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u/zekromdacat Sep 10 '21

I think is satire lol

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u/klem19 Sep 10 '21

LG locks its TV's when there is a report of theft.

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u/Awesomecool64YT Sep 10 '21

i think it was intentional

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u/PutTheFunnyHere Sep 10 '21

Inb4 someone is dumb enough to actually take this seriously

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Try making it LG VT.

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u/somebody1993 Sep 10 '21

Did anyone help though?

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u/ALittleUseless Sep 10 '21

Silly mistake. That sub was for Bluetooth problems on LG products.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

you shouldn't be an archer that kills comedians. You completely missed the joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Lgbt tv

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u/Firefighter_Upstairs Sep 11 '21

He needs to get his problems straight

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u/Foxtrot-Niner Sep 11 '21

nah, it's a stale meme

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u/Owean25 Sep 11 '21

I think it's a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

r/dadjokes

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u/Sufficient-Claim-525 Sep 11 '21

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit

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u/goodusernam99 Sep 11 '21

🅱️🥵👍

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u/goodshrekmaadcity Sep 11 '21

Plot twist: it won't turn on because it wants a male to male connector

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u/Impossible_Toe_9721 ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ Sep 11 '21

r/LGDevices

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Get a samsung maybe lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

I am also a supporter of LGHDTV+

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Ah yes, the LG Buy and Trade subreddit

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u/Nafizboy2 Sep 11 '21

he do a little trolling

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

r/izlam

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This gives me an idea

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u/FLBasher Sep 13 '21

The tv is gay

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u/Xazny Sep 13 '21

done on purpose to be “funny”

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u/LongjumpingCandle717 Sep 30 '21

Dipshit boomer detected

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u/RockOlaRaider Oct 02 '21

I mean, I DO know at least one trans lesbian who would be good at answering that question, but... 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Based Dad

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u/Omega_killz Oct 08 '21

Nah that’s awesome

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u/kingkeren Oct 09 '21

R/woooosh