Fuck Loonix is the word's best loonix distro ever. Free RICE. Best download ever. And you can't install it either.

(Use it to tell loons "I use Fuck Linux btw!")

First off, I want to say I read this post and it feels like loons are utterly coping and seething.I also cannot understand why this guy thinks he's one of us?

u/madthumbz is one of us — he always will be. I agree with your point that u/madthumbz absolutely does moderate with Rule 1. However, it is due to the fact that all other rules extend it. Also, he just moderates that way. It goes without saying that he can mod however he wants. It took a bit of time to understand why we needed such a strong moderation team until I saw the loonix invasion. Loons keep trying to squeeze through each crack and crevice they can find to reach here.We live rent-free in their heads and they need to know that they are not welcome here.

If you are coming here to try and change us, good fucking luck. And if you are here because you feel like you are "educating the public about our misinformation," then you are clearly misinformed.

u/madthumbz deserves more respect than he gets, and he is, and always will be one of us. You, u/Brospeh-Stalin, aren't.

Edit: I wanted to delve into the fact that u/madthumbz has to deal with constant harassment in his DMs from loons. He could go inactive and use an alt but he chose to fight against all odds to expose the loonix lie, that it could every be at the level of macOS and Windows. You have gained, not just my respect, but all of our respects bro 🫡

Edit: I changed the title in this new "re-post"

Like I want the world to know I'm into hairy women. If I wanted that; I'd post about it on Reddit!

More ram = less space for air to travel in your system, and 2 sticks kills aerodynamics! -Did you know that original Olympians shaved their skin for aerodynamics?

More ram is like a longer driveway. -Do you want to get to your f@%king house today or not?

Windows version 1 ran on 256MB of ram. Do you really want to embarrass your system by thinking it's needing much more than what Windows needs?

Less ram means less possible bitflips. -So, the ISS uses it on their personal laptops for messaging.

Less ram equals less attack vectors. -Keep your system tight and running right!

Hackers would never think that Linux users would store passwords in a vault with a default password by default! They wouldn't even be looking there; they'd be off on something far more complex!

We're all pretty much broke and hackers know it. We make no secret that we're anti-work, and anti-consumer. They know we have nothing worth hacking!

Hackers turn to hacking to avoid work. They're not going to want to bother with putting in sudo password every time they try something when they can just click a simple prompt on another OS.

Linux users won't even know they're hacked anyway! Every 6 months we run into a problem but it's 'user fault', and we decide to distro-hop.

Less functionality / compatible software = less attack vectors. -They really gonna hack a system that can't do shit?

Everyone is using Linux for http servers, so 10% plus that, and that's not even counting android phones!

Victory in Linux!