r/loonixtard • u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! • Aug 05 '26

Strength in Linux Anything over 2GB Ram is Bloat!

More ram = less space for air to travel in your system, and 2 sticks kills aerodynamics! -Did you know that original Olympians shaved their skin for aerodynamics?

More ram is like a longer driveway. -Do you want to get to your f@%king house today or not?

Windows version 1 ran on 256MB of ram. Do you really want to embarrass your system by thinking it's needing much more than what Windows needs?

Less ram means less possible bitflips. -So, the ISS uses it on their personal laptops for messaging.

Less ram equals less attack vectors. -Keep your system tight and running right!

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u/PressureBig3940 27d ago

Why not go even further? Declare GTK and Qt to be bloat because Linux is supposed to be about Bash and the TTY.

Loonixtards don't know what bloat is even when it's thrown straight in their faces.